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Troll
love. That thing in the red tent cover is depressed
because her tits are full of tapioca.
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I
went to the downtown Laundromat the other week
and found this lintbrain taking rides inside the
dryers. I crammed him into a washing machine and
filled it with motor oil and then sold it to somebody
for $20.
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Oh,
ha ha, this is funny because he's sticking a poolstick
up his friend's ass! Everybody laugh because that's
just simply fucking hilarious.
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A
Large Mouthed Bass is caught by a large mouthed
ass.
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Hey Uglycat, don't you have something to say about
this winner?
"ROOOOWWWWWRRRR!!!
Go cough up a lung, you senile sack of shit!
ROWWWWRRRRR!!!"
That's
it Uglycat, I'm putting land mines in your litter
box.
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One of the many, many Appleton City dance troupes.
They're dicking-grabbingly repulsive, like that
dance play about the gay people who sing and
frolic in New York and all get AIDS and die.
I can't remember the name of it, something like
"Stamp" or "Trunk" or "Wrench"
or something. I hate plays because they never
have any goddamn car chases in them.
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