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Hey,
surprise Salty Sea Hag, your deadbeat kid was
put into Juvenile Detention
for raping a mannequin! And you've only got three
days to live! And I hate you both!
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OH
GOD NO, RETURN TO SENDER!!! RETURN TO SENDER!!!
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Every
Fall the mysterious Flabfish swims upstream to
mate. As you can probably guess, there's only
one of these left in existence, and in this picture
he's about to displace about 500,000 gallons of
water.
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The
Krazy Korean, Honolulu Harry, and Decomposing
Dan pose for a photo at the recent National Mutant
Businessman Convention. They get special tax breaks
from the government, and they also get special
spinal cord breaks from ol Cliff Yablonski.
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I'm sure there's a wonderful and
exciting story behind this photo, but I don't
know what it is and I don't care to speculate.
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Bingo dance hall phenomenon
Larry McAlliston. His outfit is fashioned from
something from outer space. I hate outer space.
Nothing good comes from outer space except those
rocks that catch fire and blow up New York like
in that movie I saw last year about the moon
rocks blowing up Earth and then Tommy Lee Jones
got cancer and Clint Eastwood dumped his ass
onto the moon because the entire spaceship moon
crew was tired of listening to Tommy Lee Jones
whine about cancer. Then they went around the
sun and traveled back in time to when Tommy
Lee Jones was a baby and they killed the baby
because they didn't want to put up with his
whiny ass in the future. Then the movie ended
and I refused to leave the theater until they
gave me my money back because this movie was
shit.
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