"I AM QUEEN GOTH, I HAVE GAINED THE POWERS OF LESSER GOTHS BY EATING THEM ALL, YOU ARE NEXT COWBOY DICKRAMMER."

An experiment in human DNA goes horribly wrong! Welcome to the Contamination Zone!

Dave Richardson spies a luscious man's ass! Hello luscious ass, I am Dave Richardson, I will get to know you intimately!

Scuba Scott prods the bottom of swimming pools for treasures and riches, yet for some reason all he ever comes up with are gay wooden statues of Abraham Lincoln.

Croquet Gnome is raiding another dorm room at Bloated Simp University! Quick, hide the men and young boys!