"No, the ice cubes do not look 'milky', sir, and I don't know what you're trying to insinuate."

A new breed of barnyard creature is discovered. Let me strap on my Magnum boots and make sure it goes extinct.

The men in the Manning family sure seem self-conscious about something. Or maybe they're just worried about another swift kick to the groin from yours truly. Believe me, fellahs, I wouldn't dare do that when you've got that Yeti creature on the right guarding you.

TRICK OR TREAT! HERE'S A BABY FOR THE HORRIBLE GHOUL! The kid is too young to run or hold a gun, he's doomed!

"HEY FELLAHS, WATCH, I DONT NEED NO LIGHTER FLUID TO START DA GRILL, I JUST EAT MEXICAN FOOD, BEND OVER, AND BAM, ASS STEAKS ALL AROUND."

Even in dreams Melva Engleson thinks she's eating spaghetti.