Wow! Slick shows off the wad of cash his grandma sent him for his 16th birthday! Looking good there, tough guy! I know a game we can play! It's called "Countdown Until the Time Cliff Yablonski Breaks Through My Window and Beats My Head Against My Desk." Then you can play "Wake Up Without Any Money."

Yes, the Devil. Only the Devil could've made something like this. His face is red because I just got done pounding the shit out of him with a rusty 5-iron I found in the creek behind my tool shed.

The sign is the only thing keeping this creature from being filled full of buckshot. Well, that and the fact that looking directly at her makes men weep uncontrollably.

If this thing ever left its house, I'd kick its ass too. I don't know what it is or why somebody sent this photo to me. I'm thinking I probably did something real shitty in my past life and now I'm paying for it.

When cultures attack! SKINHEAD + GOTH + ASIAN + RAPPER = 60 FOOT TALL RAGING MORON FLASHING GANG SYMBOLS TO HIS FELLOW JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS!

Billy waves goodbye to his fellow Johns while his next customer checks out the goods.