TEH HUMANS: they
are a great class too plays becayse of they haev they towars!!!
YUO CANNOT BEAT TOWARS!!! Also they have Merlin teh Wizzard of Magic
and a gunner guy and maney things which make humans teh logical
choice for a feelgood sensatian of teh year! SO IF YUO HAVE GOOD
TASTE, YUO CANT BEAT A TEH HUMANS!!!
Oops, I messed up this, sorry, turn yuor computar
monitor ovar upsidedown to see it right
are vary good too. They have larage teeth and can chew through a
dinner plate if yuo bet them a cup of beer!!! they are vary violent
and uses teh powar of war to combine a war elemant to stragety and
form a attack death smash which leaves othar races BLINDED WITH
THEIR OWN FAT!!! they can build towars too so yuo can see Orks are
King of teh Ring when it comes to beating an enemy with skills from
LOOK AT HIS POWAR AXE, tahts a face yuo dont
want momma too bring home, baby!!!
okey, NEVER PLAY AS ELFS! ELFS ARE FOR FAGOTS AND TEH ONLY GOOD
ELF IS TEH MEAT ELF! my dad used to bring home meat from work and
I said "were did yuo gets this meat?" and he would say
"I AM DRUNK, I GOT IT FROM TEH MEAT ELF!" and he said
teh meat elf lived in a cave and would come out when I would act
nifty from niacin so IN SUMMARY NIGHT ELFES ARE A BAD CHOICE FOR
YUO UNLESS YUO ARE CONTENT WITH FAGOTRY ON A GRAND SCALE!!! I will
not evan adress teh elfes in this guide becuase they dont deserve
a shake of my fist in a summar's brew!
Helo I am an Night Elf, I bring gifts of fagortry
to trees, I love trees, I fondle trees for Mr. Tree Face!!!
undead are dead who are undead no longar! Dont palay as them eithar
because they are wusses and die when a solar wind breezes by! all
there buildings are dumb too liek "BONEHOUSE" and "BONE
BUFFET" and "BONE PARADISE" adn stuped crap liek
that. Nobody plays as teh undead for a reason: THEY STINK!!!
RAARRRR, I AM DEAD BECUASE I WAS A WUSS IN REAL
LIFE, NOW I AM A UNDEAD WUSS IN DEAD LIFE< RAWWR
FOOTBALL: I did not think this was a race too play but
Jerry says it si so Im putting it in! I have nevar played as MUTANT
LEAUGE FOOTBALL but Jerry says its teh best too play as and Im putting
it in so he'll shuts up for a grand eternity!!! I doubt he will
shuts up though since teh only way yuo can shut up Jerry is with
a CHOCLATE ECLARE ATTACK TO HIS FAT FACE, AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa222111