JEFF K'S PRESENTS... JEFF
K."S PRODUCTION OF... A JEFF K. GUIDE TOO...
A JEFF K. GUIDE TOO WARCARFT 3!!!
DANDERNECKS!!! I AM JEFF K> AND TOODAYS I WILL BRING YOU A STRAGETY
GUIDE TO WHAT MANY PEOPAL CALL "TEH BESTART GAME OF TEH YARN",
BY JEFF K.!!!!!
okay now yuo can maek
heroes by harvesting lumbar and digging gold and combining gold
and lumbar to form a HERO! HE SI A MAN MADE OF HUMAN AND GOLD, A
MAGIC MAN!!! He can cast spells, shots teh fireballs, and raise
a ruckus. BUT yuo haev too be vary careful of protecting yuor heroes
because if they die then yuor in big troubal from Camp Chocula!
So protects yuor hero at all costs! What I do si build my magic
hero and then build a safety farm arounds him so no bad guy can
attacks! THAT'S SMART THINKING FOR TEH FUTURE! hear si a diagram
for yuo peopal who have a hard tiem imagining a words every word
See hear my wizzard
si safely protected inside a RING OF PROTECTIAN!!! no bad guys can
head ovar and beat him with an axes becuase he's got a IMPETERNABALE
RING OF HOUSES around him! It si a good idea too protect yuor wizzard
inside a housing district becuase then he wont die unless...
OH NO A ICE STORM!!!!
I dont know where this storm comes from but ITS BAD NEWS!!! it will
kill yuo and I think teh only way to heal yuor wizzard is by casting
"DROP HEALING CRYSTALS ON ME" which heals yuo up but then
a ice storm comes from somewhere again and yuo get hurt so its liek
a VICIOUS CYCLE!!! WAY TO CODE A GAME, BLIZZARD!!!
PROTECT TEH GLOD!!!:
One of yuor most precious
resourses in this qualiety gaem is glod. Yuo need as much glod as
possibal to build more units such as humans and gun shootars. So
yuo need to builds a lot of protectian around yuor goldmines so
teh enemy wont steals it! Let me desmonstrate:
As yuo can see hear,
I have created a intricate layar of deceptian in order too reach
my glodmine!!! If an enemies wants too steals my gold, he'll have
to face a TRAIL OF TEARS!!!! In general, its bettar to make a really
longar racetrack of a pathway to yuor goldmine so its hardar for
an emeny to steals it, but hear I was just playing against Jerry
and he's a sucker for disastar so I didant have too worrys about
him smashering me with a pummeling force!
ALSO I was teh one who
drew those arrows in! IN PINK! WHY ARE THEY IN PINK!!!! I used my
warezed versian of Phoboshop 4.0 to make them. It was a complex
haxoring job but I am an expart when it comes to peer pressare situatians
in this case!!