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JEFF K - is there going
too be a soldar of fortune 2? probaly not, becuase there's nowheres
else on teh Earth for John Mollards to kills people! Yuo would have
to make it like "JOHN, teh shop wants yuo too go to Haawaii and kills
teh drug dealeing pineapple salesman man"
JEFF K - Mayeb a volcano
and lots of lava
JEFF K - no meat packing
plants in Hawaii though, not good for yuor leval designars!
Kenn Hoekstra - We're looking
into making SoF 2 right now. We're waiting to see what our schedule is
like and what the sales figures are like. I think we can come up with
lots more bad guys for John to take down.
JEFF K - Like Shriners?
Kenn Hoekstra - I don't think
the people at the Zor Shrine next to Raven would like it if we tried to
motion capture them...
JEFF K - yuo could trick
them, say yuore giving them Spirit of the Holey Ghost with yuor computar
machines
JEFF K - then they shoots
candy at yuo
JEFF K - in those silley
cars
JEFF K - What about shoooting
Bill gates?
Kenn Hoekstra - Bill's got
enough to worry about these days.
JEFF K - OH YEAH, in yuor
game, Yuor smarty man bad guys rolls around teh ground and duck but
sometimes I shots them and they stands around until I kills them...
are they to too sleepy to shoot back?
JEFF K - Lazy bad guys!!!
Kenn Hoekstra - Are you playing
on the "I'm a wuss" difficulty level?
JEFF K - NO, I PLAY HARDEST,
GUYS SPAWN EVERYWHERE ITS SO HARD!
JEFF K - GUY SPAWN ON
YUOR HEAD
JEFF K - GUY SPAWN IN
TEH WALLS
JEFF K - everywhere,
more bad guys ! keep em comeing, barkeep!
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enemie for Solardare of Fortune 2: TEH SHRINARS!!!
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Kenn Hoekstra - Hmmm...maybe
the bad guys are on strike?
JEFF K - Thats what I
though!!t!!!
JEFF K - Or maybe they
just want to be in yuor game and dont know what to doo, liek not vary
good actors!
Kenn Hoekstra - It must be
the case, then...
JEFF K - How comes testicals
dont fly off when yuo shots guys in the groin?
JEFF K - I want too see
flying nuts
Kenn Hoekstra - The motion
capture stuntman wouldn't let us do that particular capture...
JEFF K - si easy captare
just throw tiny bouncy balls around and draw blod on Paintbrush
JEFF K - PAUL STEEVE
COULD DO IT
Kenn Hoekstra - I guess we
didn't think of that...
JEFF K - he si American
muscaley suparhero!!!
Kenn Hoekstra - So I hear...
JEFF K - I will draw
testicals for yuo in Soldar of Fortune 2
JEFF K - cheap
Kenn Hoekstra - I'll make
sure George Rose puts that in the contract.
JEFF K - YES, pleas do!!!
JEFF K - Hahahaha, GEORGE
ROSE
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i
haev intarviewed Ken Horkstar of Raven. I palayed Soldare of Fortune teh
othar day and says "This si a vary good gaem!" so I emaled him
and asked if I could intarview him for My games siet and (ONCE AGAIN)
I have scooped Inscite Magazine with cuting edge jounralism!!! so reads
teh intarview and when yuo are done yuo can go
back to my excellint homepaeg!!! Oh, and BLUES NEWS BETTAR POST
NEWS OF THIS INTARVIEW OR IM GOING TO PUINCH HIM AT E3 IF I CAN GET IT!
IF I CANT GET IN, IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM WHEN HE LEAVES SO LOOK OUT BLUE,
IM COMEING AFTAR YUO BUDDY!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BEATS YUO UP BLUE AND FRANS
TOO!!! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, CHARLIE#