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JEFF K - Now what abouts
Star Trak: l33t Force?
Kenn Hoekstra - What do you
want to know?
JEFF K - Can I beta test
it? I'm l33t
Kenn Hoekstra - I don't think
we're doing a public beta test for l33t Force...
JEFF K - I dont like
Start Trak much anyways, Captain Kirk is fat and C3PIO is stupid if
yuo ask me
Kenn Hoekstra - What? Kirk
= The Lord
JEFF K - HES SILLEY ,
I DONT WANT TO USE PRICELINE< THANK YUO KIRK
JEFF K - he has sex with
alians (not Alien Gonzales tho)
Kenn Hoekstra - So much for
your beta testing the game...
JEFF
K - NO, LET ME PLEAS
JEFF K - IM SORREY
Kenn Hoekstra - I'll see what
I can do.
JEFF K - I WILL WEAR
VULCAN EARS
JEFF K - THANK YUO KENN!!!@
Kenn Hoekstra - Sure...
JEFF K - What gaems do
yuo palay when yuo arent playing yuor high wqualeity Raven Softwar games?
Kenn Hoekstra - A little bit
of everything... Haven't had much time lately. The last game that really
caught me was AoE II.
JEFF K - Whats that???
Duke Nukam?
JEFF K - Quaek 3?
JEFF K - not Evarquest
I hope!!!
Kenn Hoekstra - Age of Empires
II...Age of Kings. I play a bit of Quake III and UT as well. No Evercrack,
though...
JEFF K - yeah!!! Dose
people in yuor office play Evarquest?
JEFF K - THEY ARE ADDICTIVE
LIKE "THE STUFF"" , go eats teh white yogurt. It makes yuo a zombie.
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EVERQUEAST
MAKES PEOPLE INTO ZOMBIES BUT LOOK AT TEH STUPID GRAPHICS!!!!#
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Kenn Hoekstra - Yep... There
are a few addicts here.
JEFF K - do they buy
shoes on Ebay for there elfes?
JEFF K - "I HAVE A LEVEL
75 ELF NAMED CORVUS WHO MUST SAVE EVERQUEST PEOPLE FROM BEING INSANE
WITH RAGE"
JEFF K - "I MUST BUY
HIM A NICE HAT ON EBAY LIKE JOHN MULLAERNS"
Kenn Hoekstra - Scott McNutt
might. He's the master of Ebay...
JEFF K - did he buy Alien
Goznaanga raft for $1000000? I dont play Evarquest tho, Jerry dose
Kenn Hoekstra - Who's Jerry
again?
JEFF K - My friend, he
goes too math class (the same math class as me). We hang out at the
creek and are buildeing a ralegun to shots people in teh ass with
Kenn Hoekstra - Ah...friends
are great like that...
JEFF K - he has a leval
8 ogar, he says thats the teh higest leval
JEFF K - HE HAS 89 GOLD
TOO!
Kenn Hoekstra - Movin' up
in the world...
JEFF K - oh yeah, believe
it SIR /
JEFF K - Can yuo makes
bettar maps than Crispan Antcow? he works for Quaek 3
Kenn Hoekstra - I haven't
made maps in two years now. So...no.
JEFF K - who maeks maps
there then?!?
Kenn Hoekstra - A bunch of
guys... About 9 of them, I'd guess...
JEFF K - yuo could still
make bettar maps than Cliffry B probaly
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i
haev intarviewed Ken Horkstar of Raven. I palayed Soldare of Fortune teh
othar day and says "This si a vary good gaem!" so I emaled him
and asked if I could intarview him for My games siet and (ONCE AGAIN)
I have scooped Inscite Magazine with cuting edge jounralism!!! so reads
teh intarview and when yuo are done yuo can go
back to my excellint homepaeg!!! Oh, and BLUES NEWS BETTAR POST
NEWS OF THIS INTARVIEW OR IM GOING TO PUINCH HIM AT E3 IF I CAN GET IT!
IF I CANT GET IN, IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM WHEN HE LEAVES SO LOOK OUT BLUE,
IM COMEING AFTAR YUO BUDDY!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BEATS YUO UP BLUE AND FRANS
TOO!!! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, CHARLIE#