| HELLO 
                    AND WELLCOME TO MY HOEAMPAGE OF MOVIE PREVIEW FOR 2003, A 
                    YEAR OF TEH TIGAR!!!!  my 
                    Naem si MY NAME SI JEFF K adn yuo might previosuly know me 
                    from my award winning webpaege at Jeff K. (my webpage). BUT 
                    I am tired of writeing about video games and my TV set broke 
                    anyway when I threw a hat at it!!! OH NOS!!! But yet, so I 
                    haev decided to write up a previews page about movies comeing 
                    up in teh year 2003, in teh summar whitch it si not already 
                    and I HAVE TIPS!!! I HAVE UNDARCOVAR SOURCES IN TEH 
                    MOVIEMAKEING INSUDTRSY WHICH IS HOW I GOT ALL THESE RED HOT 
                    TIPS!!! so yuo can hand yuorself yuor own ass in 
                    yuor hands and take my pearls too teh bank gents, becuase 
                    I HAEV SCOOPED ALL TEH MAJOR MOVIE SITES WITH THES ARTICAL!!! 
                    especailly that webpaegs about teh fat Chewbacca who sees 
                    movies and then rates tehm based on how good teh popcorn and 
                    Twix were at teh movie theatar. MY PAGE IS WILL BE BETTAR 
                    THAN THAT SHIT so either leave it or lump it, flathead! AHHAHAHAHA!!!
 Teh summar of 2003 
                    looks to haev maney exciteing movies ready for its helmet, 
                    so prepare a deliscious buffet in advanced! We will haev actian 
                    moveis, adverntare movies, comememdy movies, and maybe just 
                    maybe we might learn a littal bit about ourselfes too! Any 
                    ways yuo looks at it, 2003 si teh year of all of teh movies 
                    to come out, so if yuo plan on dying yuod bettar die after 
                    2003 so yuo can sees all of teh movies! LETS GET ON WITH THIS 
                    SHOW!!! EXCITEING 
                    MOVIES IN 2003!!!    
                    Save 
                      teh Last Dance for Me, Part 2 Teh 
                      MAtrox: Part 2: Mattrix Reloaded! Loard 
                      of teh Two Towars Part 2: Return of teh Hail too teh King! Teh 
                      Fast and Furrious 2 EX-MEN 
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                    hear too begin my 
                    movie preveiws excravanganza!!!   OPS 
                    I MEAN CLICK HEAR!! |