INTARVIEW WITH CHARLIE WIEDER OF DUKE NUKAM: FOREVAR!
okey, look, i have once againe gottan exclusive intartviews with big fameous gameing industry people!!!! today I haev Charlie Weider, and he maeks maps for Duke Nukam 4: Duke Nukam Forevar! i dont know if he si bettar than Crispan Antcow tho. i guess well see whenevar Duke 4 comes out, HUH???
Charlie was vary rude at times, but he si undar a lot of pressare I think, so dont be hard on him. plus he didant answar any of my questians, so maeybe he is just a jerk. BUT thats okey becuase Duke Nukam looks to be teh feelgood experience of 2000 (or whatever year it comes out)!!!
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Wieder: Howdy. That's how we say hi in Texas. I see your skillz got you here. Took you long enough. :)
Wieder: You have to pay for those once you finish them if you want more
Wieder: I'm ready as long as you don't show me your open sores.
Wieder: I'm Charlie and I look for pictures of Natalie Portman and Britney Spears. George makes me make maps from time to time though, so I guess I'm a map maker too.
Wieder: Better. You get all your inspiration from me so yours of course will never match mine.
Wieder: In which game would you like me to make exploding walls in? I can show you my maps with exploding walls someday, but I think it would make you stop mapping forever and ever.
Wieder: Who told you there were Pig Cops in our new game?
Wieder: We'll just have to see about these contacts, they are obviously lying to you. Autoaim isn't something we are concerned with yet but you never know.
Wieder: It makes the Build engine look like Zork. You played Zork before?
Wieder: Exactly like Wacky Wheels. Just without the racing. Or the gophers.
Wieder: We signed the "other" version of the contract. Our version of the engine doesn't come with colored lights, so we get to use it cheaper.
Wieder: The shrinker is back of course and is cooler than ever. The Microwave gun was put in to see who would like it so we could call them stupid and make fun of them. I'm suprised you didn't like it. ;)
Wieder: Duke owns like, the entire world in his version of the universe, so Duke Burger will be seen somewhere. Would you eat at Duke Burger if it existed in real life?
Wieder: I'm going to place a Holoduke on the other side of the room so you'll go talk to it instead. That way I can avoid answering your Holoduke question.
Wieder: There are cyclopses in Everquest, so that means there will probably be Cyclopses in DNF. I don't know what they look like in 4D though.
Wieder: We have a trigger that kills all campers in Duke.
Wieder: Can't tell you how many guns there will be. If you manage to find a shrink ray I encourage you to go shrink Mr. Grossman, but don't squish him.
Wieder: Because if I told you then I wouldn't be dodging your questions. And then I would have to kill you.