JEFFK:
CHARLIE, I WILL PUNCH YUO IN TEH MOUTH AT E3. i
am NOT kideing
Wieder:
You have to find me first.
JEFFK:
i have Fagot-vision glasses, i can spot yuo quick!
Wieder:
I see, you have a special need for finding gay people quickly, yes?
JEFFK:
YES, I ORDARED THEM WITH THE PURPOSES OF FINDEING YUO FOR THIS INTARVIEW
OKEY
BACK TO TEH INTARVIEW: what about GLAIDE? WILL DUKE 4 USER FGLADEIE?
Wieder:
It will be using glide, yes. Since it's based on the Unreal engine most
of the core parts will be staying the same. We do what we can to improve
it though.
JEFFK:
cna yuo make it less crappy than Unreale pleas? Will ther be Nali healeing
fruit like Unreale?!? GOSH I HOPE NOT SIR>
Wieder:
There won't be any Nali healing fruits. There won't be any fruit at all
actually.
JEFFK:
I've got some new Duke Nukam lines yuo can put in yuor neat littal game,
let me give them too yuo and yuo can tell me if theyr good:
"Mommy
didnt raise no quittar - Im gonna shots yuo till yuo bleeds!"
will
yuo use that?
Wieder:
That isn't an Evil Dead line. We can't use it.
JEFFK:
OH OKEY THEN:::: NUMBAR 2:
"Wathc
out alians, Im on a murdaring kill frenzy!!!"
i liek
that one
Wieder:
Ummm...
JEFFK:
stop cursing pleas
PRITTY
GOOD HUH
Wieder:
It has me speechless.
JEFFK:
OKEY NEXT:
"Here
comes mistar shotsgun, lets play teh dying game now!"
my
brothar wrote that one
Wieder:
How do you come up with something like that?
JEFFK:
MOMMA DIDANT RAISE NO FOOL CHARLIE!!!@
(DISCONNECTED)
JEFFK:
sorrey, i broek AOL
Wieder:
I was talking to myself while you were gone.
JEFFK:
I HOPE YUO WERE MORE ENTARTAINING AT LEAST!
Wieder:
You missed all the good answers, I said how many weapons there were going
to be in the game.
JEFFK:
MNOO
NOOO
TELL
ME AGAIN PLES
IM
SORREY
Wieder:
Those sort of things can only be said once.
JEFFK:
OH I LOST AN EXCLUSIVE
I WAS
GOING TO SCOOP INSCITE GAMEING MAGAZINE
NOO
NEXT
QUESTIAN: yuo haev been maeking yuor little smarty man game now for
17 years, when will it come out??? AND IF YUO SAY "WHEN ITS DONE" I
WILL PUNCH YUO WITH MY FISTS!!!
Wieder:
When we finish it
NEXT
PAGE !!! CLICK HEAR TOO GO TO TEH NEXT PAGE!!@@#
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okey,
look, i have once againe gottan exclusive intartviews with big fameous
gameing industry people!!!! today I haev Charlie Weider, and he maeks
maps for Duke Nukam 4: Duke Nukam Forevar! i dont know if he si bettar
than Crispan Antcow tho. i guess well see whenevar Duke 4 comes out, HUH???