THE JUSTICE REVERSAL
Inside the Oval Office
Who is this? What do you want?
Somewhere far away from the prying eyes of
You don't need to know who this is. You just need to
What do you want from me?
We have #86/68's dog, Touchdown, and are prepared to kill
him unless our demands are met.
You diabolical bastard! What are your demands?
No less than control of the United States of America!
You're mad if you think I'm going to surrender all of
Democracy to your whim! I will not negotiate with a
You have 24 hours or the dog gets it. Good day!
Damn! #86/68 has a big game tonight and can't be
burdened with this! I'm going to have to get
Touchdown back some other way. I'll have to act
Moments later, at CIA Headquarters
Have you got any information on the call?
Yes, Mr. President. We've traced the call back to
Communist China. We have been unable to verify the
whereabouts of Touchdown, so his claims have merit.
This is the President! Have Air Force One fueled and
ready to make an emergency flight to China! Also,
get my old Special Ops buddies ready. We've got one
last battle to fight!
Upon arrival in Communist China, the team
It's the President of the United States of
Let's move out team!
I'll watch our six!
It's Canadian Prime Minister Jean
It's been awhile since I last worked for the US Army!
It's good to be back under the Red, White, and Blue!
The President sees trouble!
I see trouble! Let's veto these commies back into
the stone age!
It's the Chinese Army!
Prepare to be beaten red and blue, white devil!
Move in team! Punch 'em Tiananmen square in the
The Special Ops are parting the Red Sea!
BAM! KA-THUD! KER-POW-POW!
THUNK! CLING! BING!
The Special Ops have defeated the Commies!
Good work team! Now to find Touchdown!
It's Mao Zedong and he has Touchdown!
Good work, Americans. Consider this merely a test of
your might. I have graciously decided to give you
Touchdown as a token of my appreciation.
You scum! You think I'm going to let you get away
with this? HUT HUT HUT!
Hut hut? You sound like #86!
THE PRESIDENT REMOVES HIS MASK TO REVEAL
HUT HUT! I AM #86/68!
The real President is back in America covering for #86/68
in the big game!
Such deception! You Americans are sneakier than you
Time to see red, Mao! Go for the touchdown,
Ouch! My precious ruling arm!
Sink those teeth in boy!
Good boy, Touchdown! Now let's head back to America!
And Canada, too, eh!
Meanwhile back in America
HUT HUT HUT! TOUCHDOWN!