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Oh
no, The Dungeon Master has consumed all the 30
sided dice, I guess it's game over for all the
beefy gnomes in Magical Fairy Fuckoland. I'm fairly
certain the Dungeon Master ate the blue dragon
too.
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Michael
Roberts. One day he might be promoted to be the
manager of the local West Appleton Burgerama,
but that's only assuming scientists figure out
a way to revive people who have been beaten to
death with a garden rake after I caught them trying
to steal some of my bushes. Nobody gets near my
bushes or else you'll be chewing on your own ribcage
all the way down into your funeral plot, you whimpering
deadbeats.
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Before
you take a crap in an Appleton City public restroom,
make sure you check under the seat for Butch "Brownhead"
Meyers. I don't know how the hell he got into
the sewer system to begin with, but I'm fairly
sure that I'm responsible in some way.
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Chuck
Glorbankowitz demonstrates how to perform plastic
surgery on yourself by only using a cutting knife.
He also demonstrates how to fail performing plastic
surgery on yourself by only using a cutting knife,
as you can see by this photo.
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SERVE US BEEF!
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An Appleton City Community College
Bathroom Party. I think Butch
"Brownhead" Meyers showed up during
the festivities, at least that's what I hope
explains the smears on the walls.
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