Was this photo shot before or after I smacked Clarise Hendrickson in the face with a trowel? I don't remember, but it was definitely shot after she was shot out of the Ugly Cannon at the Horse Factory.

DO NOT LET IT ESCAPE!

Some jarheaded gut bloater tries to shave a few pounds off that sack of cheese fries he calls a stomach. Good luck there, ace, I hope your large intestines come leaking out of your goddamn divot-holed belly button.

IT IS AL!

AL ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF MEN!

The Hoagie King of North Appleton City serves up a piping hot batch of sausage he produced last night after eating an entire buffet of Vietnamese food. Speaking of the Vietnamese, you cretins who send me computer messages better start showing some respect for us vets who served in the Vietnam World War II or else I swear to God I'll find your computer name and call up the phone company and get your home address and gouge out your eyes and fill them with compost.