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DUMBASS
#1: "GAH! This tastes terrible!"
DUMBASS
#2: "You said you wanted to suck on something
white and long, and this is the only long thing
I have."
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OH
OH, DEAR GOD, OH LORD!!!
The
astronauts in the Space Station Mir flushed the
toilet, and now this thing is floating around
the universe, eating smaller planets and stars
(in other words, "everything in her path").
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That's
okay pal, don't get all excited because the trucks
left without you, you can catch back up with the
carnival in the next town over.
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Anybody
who can correctly spot the women in this picture
wins a prize (HINT: there are 0 women in the
photo). The prize is a boot to the head. That's
what you get if you guess incorrectly too.
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Sarah
Lemenson indicates there's no more toilet paper
left in the bathroom.
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DO
ALL OF YOU NOW UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO PISSED OFF
AND BITTER AND WANT TO KICK EVERYBODY'S ASS? PEOPLE
KEEP SENDING IN IDIOTIC PHOTOS LIKE THIS AND THEY
JUST MAKE ME WANT TO GET IN MY CHRYSLER AND DRIVE
TO A DIFFERENT TOWN WHERE THERE ARE LESS FREAKS
AND MUTANTS AROUND. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE LOVE CANAL
OR CHERNOBYL OR WHEREVER.
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