It's like they rubbed their heads in rainbow shit. Better a rainbow than each other's shit, I guess. That probably comes later in the evening.

NEW EVIDENCE PROVES ALIENS REALLY WERE DISCOVERED AT ROSWELL.

On second thought, this has to be a hoax. Any alien race this ugly would undoubtedly kill their own young.

Merry Christmas. Here's your gift, a pig in a blanket.

You can credit all the holes in the ozone layer to the wonderful fucking 1980's, when idiots like this used 15 cans of hairspray a day to support their "electrified poodle" hair styles. The 1980's was like a 10 year prison term.

Does the definition of "bestiality" also cover two dogs having sex? If so, I'm probably breaking a couple laws for showing this monstrosity.

Okay, whatever.