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Wow, I Met Cliff!
Cliff Hates You All
Cliff is Furious
Cliff Does NOT Have a Drinking Problem
A Cliff Christmas Story
More About Cliff
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Glenda McDale shows off her hereditary genetic code of failure in action. Poor kid got ran over by the ugly bus before escaping from his mother's bloated, infested, hellhole stomach. Get ready for a long life of pain and embarrassment ahead, sucker.

Jesus S. Christ, it's like somebody dressed up a Grey in a human wig and dress.

UPDATED ENTRY:

From: Jess Stockwell
Subject: RE: "Michael Donochowski"

To whom it may concern: Regarding your posting of "Michael Donochowski's" photograph at the following URL. http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-78.htm

The individual pictured in the photograph posted has informed my office that he has not given you authority to use his likeness on your web page and is considering legal action with regard to the use of words stating that he is, has or ever has been involved in any activity relating to pedophilia. If the image is not removed promptly, my office has been instructed to use any and all legal remedies available to force removal of the above stated image and obtain monetary damages on behalf of the individual pictured.

Cordially,
Jess Stockwell
The Law Offices of Jess Stockwell
1435 Stuart Street
Denver, Colorado
80204
JStockwe@msn.com

I THINK HES MAD BECAUSE THAT YELLOW STUFFED ANIMAL WON'T PUT OUT

The Man Train is frequently derailed in East Appleton.

Here you'll notice a particularly nasty case of Fungus Whitetrashicus growing in Mary Bennent's crotch. This comes from repeated exposure to "The Jerry Springer Show" and can only be cured by me turning a firehose on the uglyass blob or throwing kerosene into her face.

I told you all this would happen. All the pure concentrated horridness in the Appleton City area has finally overloaded and begun infecting other dimensions. Betty Fergeson used to be in charge of cleaning the filth-encrusted salad bar at Wendy's, but now she just floats around in her little otherworldly vortex of disgust.

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