GAME REVIEW: SEREIOUS SAME 2
seriouse same is about Duke Nukam in a cartoon or soemthing. there are a lots of funny jokes in it liek a alien who says a joek and serioues sam says "SERIOUSLY!! THATS SERIOUSLY SERIOUS" and a hat explaodes and its so funney it makes yuo laugh until you stop laughing. he has a lot of funney one linars liek "THIS IS SERIOUSELY CRAZZEY!" and "I SERIOUSLY KNITTED THE HELL OUT OF THIS QUILT!" and its all slam bam ovar teh top hilarity pretty much/
in seriouse same 2 yuo must stop Mr. Mental from takeing ovar teh universe by doing something pretty much liek shoting a bunch of guys with crazzey guns liek bullet gun and bullet gun #2 and bullet gun which is a exploading parrot bullet. ITS SO OVAR TEH TOP ACTION YUOR HEAD GETS PREGNANT!!!! there are a lot of colors and bad guys who are all teh same but maybe differant I dont know OH AND SOME LADY TALKS IN YOUR HEAD AND SAYS "SERIOUSLY SERIOUS SAME LETS GET SERIOUS" and yuo say "COME ON LETS GET YUO SERIOUSLELY PREGNANT WOMAN" and she says "OH SAM LETS GET SERIOUS" and its all fune and games becuase yuor relationship is forged on a bond of trust.
there are a lot of differeances between this game and seriouse same 1 liek:
1 - Yuo can rides a dinasaur! HAHAHA WHAT A LOAD OF HOKEY WHO WANTS TO RIDE A DINOSORE??? there was taht stuped mario game where yuo were baby mario and rode a dinosore and teh dinosaure scared Jerry because one tiem we were throwing rocks at a statue adn a dog jumped out of teh bushes and I guess it looked liek a dinosore becuase evar since taht fatefull day Jerry has been scarred of dinosores. So I alwayes draw pictares of dinosores on his notebooks to crueely torment him and it doseant always work becuase I guess general consensus dictates my dinosores look liek cereal bowls with eyes. I AM SOCIETYS FAULT
2 - MORE GUNS! they are pretty colors liek blue and green! that has always been on my wish list for gaems! "BOY THES GAME SI GRATE BUT I CANT HELP BUT WONDAR HOW MUCH BETTAR IT WOULD BE WITH NEON PINK GUNS" I alwayes say. now my dreams haev come true and I wish they didant have.
3 - 437% MORE HILARIOUS JOKES!!! I love teh video game hummor witch is why I always read Penny Aracade adn learn joeks about Worald of Warcraft and Zelda. HERE IS A JOEK: PEOPAL WHO DRAW COMICS ABOUT GAMES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHa metroid
4 - SOUNDTRACK BY WHITESNAKE FEATUREING "IS THIS LOVE"
In this game yuo will shots a lots of guys and use diffarant weapons to accomplish goals that are personally satisfying I guess I dont know. THE GAME IS NINE MINUTES REPEATED FOR NINETY HOURS. hear is how you beat it:
STEP 1: KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS RUNNING STRAIGHT AT YUO ON A BIG FIELD
STEP 2: SHOT A GUY AS TALL AS A ELEPHANTS EYE
STEP 3: HILARIOUS CUTSCENE OF PEOPLE SERIOUSLELY SAYING "SERIOUSELY WE NEED TO BE SERIOSE FOR A MOMENT HERE" AND SERIOUSE SAME SAYING "SERIOUS"
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats it I guess. oh also in one leval yuo are in teh futare and enemy helicoptars piloted by evil shoot yuo and HELL I LOVE HELICOPTARS!!!
EDITAR"S NOTE: THIS GAME HAS EXPLODEING BARRELS IN IT
out of stars
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