GAME REVIEW: DUNGON SEGIE 2
OH GOOD GOLLY ANOTHAR GAME WITH ELFES
I LOVE ELFES
I LOVE DWARFES
I LOVE INCREASEING MY INT AND STR
LETS TOSS MY 20 SIDED DICE ALL AROUND TEH PLACE
in this game yuo palay some nobal race of creatares who must defeat evil at all costs! YUO ARE AN UNLIKELY HERO WHO MUST OVERCOME ALL ODDS AND DEFEAT A LARGE BOSS ENEMY WHO CANNOT BE DEFEATED UNLESS YUO LEVEL UP YUOR STATS BY KILLING TINYIER EMENIES!!! what a concept here is anothar groundbraking concept for a game: NOT HAVING ELFES IN YUOR STUPED GAME ABOUT SWORDS AND DAGGARS!!!
this game was made by Chris somebody, teh guy who made Total Annialatian and proceeded to maek a lot of games nobody lieked but when they reviewed them they always pointed out "MADE BY TEH GUY WHO MADE TOTAL ANNIALATION" liek that would somehow make teh game bettar or something. Chris Tucker I think.
in this game yuo click a lot of bad guys and kill them. Then yuo click more bad guys and kill them. then yuo click more bad guys and kill them and OH LOOK YUO FOUND A ARMOR! PUT ON TEH ARMOR AND NOW YUO CAN CLICK SOME MORE BAD GUYS!!! what a thrilling tale of midevil clothing organizatian. I truley want to spend all my days decideing waht magical ring best fits my elf warrior's nobal dress code.
HELO CHECK OUT
I THINK ITS PRETTY FLY
there are not enguough games with elfes in it I think
here is a REAL INTARVIEW I did with taht Chris guy Chris Tucker or whatevar his naem is, taht guy who made Dungon Sege:
ME (JEFF K): HELO WHY DID YUO MAKE THIS GAME???
CHRIS SOMETHING: GOD I DONT KNOW
ME (JEFF K): HAEV YUO ACTUALLY TRIED PALAYING IT BECUASE ITS IMPOSSABAL TO SIT THROUGH UNLESS YUOVE GOT TERRIBAL BRAIN DAMAGE
CHRIS SOMETHING: GOD I KNOW IM SORREY I DONT KNOW WHY WE MADE IT
ME (JEFF K): YEAH ME NEITHAR, I HATE THIS GAME I HATE NUMBAR ORGIES AND I HATE YUO
CHRIS SOMETHING : EVARY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR MY SOUL SCREAMS
ME (JEFF K): I KNOW YUOR A FAGOT CHRIS
CHRIS SOMETHING: I MADE TOTAL ANNIALATION
ME (JEFF K): THATS GREAT CHRIS
you can be an elf or a giant or a humman or a robot I guess but its all teh same anyways who cares if yuor an elf NOT ME!!! yuo have a lots of a stats liek INT and STR whitch make yuou cast "FIREBALL 48" spells fastar or strongar or something I dont know, I jost bought flowers for algernon
ummmm so anyways there is a evil wizzard who has a evil warriar and they attacked a castale and yuo must stop it all through a town portal and teleport to a jungle or a dessert or a plains or a cave or something and yuo do this a million times and eventually yuo uninstall the game because teh voice acting si done by lamebraines who nevar used a microphone before adn it all sounds liek this:
ELF PRISON GAURD: HELO and WELCOEM to YUOR PRISON yuo DIRTY young URCHIN!!!
YUO: but WHAT am I DOING... HEAR?!?
ELF PRISON GUARD: WELCOME to YOUR DOOM
ALSO THIS GAME NEVAR ENDS. you keep on clicking on monstars and picking up enchanted helmets and then yuo move to a new land mass and click on diffarant monsters and pick up diffrant enchanted helmets and it just goes on and on and on and on and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HATE NUMBARS I HATE STR AND INT AND I HATE DUNGON SIEGE 2 FOR ALL ITS WORTH SO AVOID THIS GAME LIEK TEH MENACE!!! unless yuo are a glutton for mutton
EDITAR"S NOTE: THIS GAME HAS EXPLODEING BARRELS IN IT
out of stares
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