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09.22.1999: Cranky Steve - Q2 DM: "This Map is GoodFun!"
In "This Map is GoodFun", you'll soon come to realize "Ths map is god fun!!!"
Reviewed By: Cranky Steve
Game Mode Supported:
Who knows.
Overuse of Colored Lighting: Ohhh yes indeed, my friend.
Spelling Errors in Text File: Thank God, no text file.
Pain Level:
Showering with Lum the Mad.

Download Here (203 k)

I... I... I...
help me

Just coming off of "Gnaa's Place", I thought I had reviewed the worst map ever. God-fucking-damn was I wrong...

DESCRIPTION: "This Map is GoodFun" was kindly sent to me by alert reader BacmoN, a clear indication that the world is going to end soon. I am still in awe of the pure EVIL that this map eminated.

THE MAP: "This Map is GoodFun" is an excerise in terror. I... I... I just can't sufficiently explain the concentrated hell that this map contains. Ladies and gents, I've never been at a loss of words my entire life but... this map... my god...

jesus oh my god

this map is so... aaauuh...! there are prefab satellites everywear on map, there green liteing on map,,, jesus!!! LAVA IS EVERYWHERE YOU CAN FALL OFF MAP

messages pop up "THIS MAP IS GOD FUN" and "HAHAA YOU FLL FOR LAVa TRIK" over and music plays on loop

there guys you cant kill, pilars of water, no gravity, lava cubes MY GOD THE LAVA IS EVERYWHERE neon GREEN LIGHTS JESUS CHRIST

GAMEPLAY: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh huh huh huh

FUN FACTOR: NO GOD HELP ME PLEASE SAVE ME FROM GOODFUN PLEASE GOD WHERE IS GOD HELP ME SAVE ME TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE GOD NO GOODFUN NO GOODFUNN@#

THE BOTTOM LINE: -50 I'M GOIN TTO KILL MYSELF

YOU DONT THINK THIS MAP IS SO BAD LOOK AT SSCRENSHOTS PAGES I MADE OH MY LORD SAVE ME

- Cranky Steve

HELP ME WHAT EVER U DO DONT DOWNALOAD THIS MAP! DONT CLICK HERE AND DOWNALEDORAD THEIS MAP SI GOODFUN SAVE YURSELF

Note to all readers (from Doctor Arman Ringwald):

Shortly after reviewing this map, we had to check Cranky Steve into our serivces. After playing this map for under two minutes, we believe that Cranky Steve lost all motor control and many of his synapses were destroyed. He is now resting comfortably in room 24-D, regaining his strength and going through various physical and mental excersizes to restore his brain and body to working condition. Please send your condolenses to Cranky Steve. And do not, under any circumstances, download this map.

Thank you,
Doctor Arman Ringwald.
Category: Rating:
Aesthetics: - 10
Gameplay: - 10
Item placement: - 10
Layout: - 10
Detail: - 10
TOTAL: - 50

Individual ratings go from 0 (bearable) to -10 (painfully terrible). Total score goes from 0 (ok) to -50 (the worst piece of shit you'll ever play).

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