The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
"For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own datajack."
There are many requirements planned for Trump's upcoming Mexican / American border wall. Here are some highlights.
It is such an honor you are bestowing on me and one I richly deserve for my actual heroism.
A young boy, facing controversy over a joke in a country with "free speech?" Is this even America anymore?
The newest update to Gwent adds some of the most complex cards you’ve ever seen in competitive, virtual card collecting games.
Was there a movie called Shazam starring Sinbad? Did Sinbad move into my house and live in a nest?
Paranormal Documetary's and Five Night's At Freddy's Let's Play's... and that's ju'st the icing on the cake!'
We take to the streets to find out what consumers REALLY think of the Nintendo Switch!
Amazon's Prime video service boasts a library of over 30,000 tv shows and movies. That sure does sound impressive, but for every Green Room or season of Hannibal there are a thousand YouTube-ish Minecraft ASMR Lego reviews. These are the Prime videos that will never appear on the splash page.
Oh god, how the fuck are we gonna sell these frogurt abominations??
I quit energy department and I'm after a new DC job. I've barely met with Putin. Hook me up.
Sick of the Meat Cube, BK Club and Apple Pie McFlurry? Try ordering these ultra-secret menu items that only a handful of fast-food customers know about.
Doom Guy as Luke Skywalker: Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
I stand with PewDiePie.
In the coming days Prombles will completely revolutionize the way we think about useless household devices. With less expensive alternatives like Amazon's Echo and Google Home already on the market, what can our smart speaker offer you, the customer?
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
It seems like a lot of people struggle to drive once the roads get icy. Here are some easy tips to make your winter treks safer.
Don't get cucked this Valentime's Day, thitizens!
When the president randomly draws your name from a hat to serve, it is your duty to spin the wheel and find out what job you get.
Are you a coward, or do you just have more important things to do? Either way, I'll still destroy you with my logic.
Web streaming is a dying medium. Please watch our TV channel.
I am getting increasingly disturbed by all these people acting like punching necromancers is good. This isn't the Age of Eternal Night here, folks.
''Who are “The Warriors,” and why can’t you just play more Styx?!''
Representation in the media is crucial, which is why this character basically named "Moron" being asexual is so important for the movement.
Being forever 21 sounds good at first, but in the grand scheme of things it's an existential nightmare.
Television from an entirely different group of wealthy coastal elites!
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The Remains of Bidet (James Ivory, 1993)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
It's the most sought-after toy on the market, but is the NES Mini Classic acceptable for kids? Our experts emphatically say no. All 30 of the system's included games feature scenes that are completely inappropriate for children.
Amazing deals from an adorable criminal.
This ain't your grandpappy's Young Pope. This is the new Techno Pope.
If you don't enter our stores with a gun full of bullets and a brain full of unhinged questions, we'll serve you with a smile.
"Hey jackass! Here's a free tip: When you donate a bunch of new toys to charity, take the store tags off!"
Important techniques for anyone returning from an extended vacation.