WHY HAS GOD FORESAKEN ME?!?

Once a year the Parkins family ventures out of their trailer to replenish their Twinkie supply. Notice the guy back and to the left. He's an unemployed biker Ewok.

If this is a lesbian scene, shouldn't I be excited? I know it's not because I'm out of Viagra, but probably because it looks like the person on the left is an ugly man and the one on the right opens beer bottles with her teeth.

The West Appleton Beach Sanitation Crew does a really shitty job of cleaning up the beach. This thing floated in with a bunch of hypodermic needles and dead seals. I think it's just a bunch of bacon crammed into a swimming suit.

How very nice, a toupee with eyes!

At least the cameraman doesn't have to worry about being eaten by this mutant.