"WE SPAWN FROM PITS!!!"

Hey there Ace! Enjoy your sperm omelet!

THE RADISH HAS EVOLVED.

Lenny Meyers uses his Inter-net to travel back in time to 1972 so he can prevent his own birth. I'm going to travel back in time to 1971 so I can buy a bunch of stock in that one company that makes the oatmeal so I'll be rich. What's the name of that company, Microsock or something, I don't remember because I haven't watched that cable show about the stocks and shit since I bought all those shares of that one company that made rubber puppets for Jews, I don't remember the name of that either but the stock fucking tanked and I ended up beating a few hundred shares out of my broker's skull.

"PRAISE JESUS, I LOVE THESE COCKTAIL WEENIES, I DEMAND MORE SCHLITZ"