Hahahaha, oh that's just swell, I bet their kids will have one fucking huge lawsuit on their hands. I'm assuming the Yeti Queen and Shower Scrub there will buy a book at the mall and figure out how to reproduce after a few weeks of studying.

Oscar Benelvitz likes to eat Mexican food and then shit out a couple ribs later that night. What's with all the goddamn shit jokes today? I don't know and I don't give a flying fuck if you hate shit so why don't you get off the goddamn Inter-webnet or else I'll break a lamp over your face and then steal your car and drive it into your livingroom while you're in a coma and then I'll take all the paint in your garage and sell it to those crazy Japs down the street.

"DUHHHR, I LIKE THINGS, DUHRRR"

It's offseason for Santa, not like he ever delivers anything more expensive than a wad of Big League Chew for the cheapskate welfare retards in this shitburg city.

Drink Mountain Dew! End up like this burnt radish!

DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW!!!