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Under
heavy artillery fire, the 1970's Moronster attacks
a small village! His Coke-bottle glasses vaporize
women and children! PS: Why the hell does it say
"Aerial Cunt!" on the kid's shirt? |
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The
Pasty Androgynous Biker of Doom strikes a curious
pose. I am curious if it's wearing makeup or those
are just really irritated zits on its cheeks. |
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"HELLO,
I'M LUMPY! WELCOME TO THE WEDDING! PLEASE EXCUSE
MY FACE!"
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File
Tom Wedden under "S" for "SEXY!"
No wait, I mean "Slob". Watch Tom guard
the index drawers behind him. They contain his plans
to synthesize Rogaine. GOOD LUCK, PAL! |
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Sure,
he's fat and jolly, but hell, that ain't Santa. |
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It's
Leonard Nimoy! It's Jeff Goldblum! It's Leonard
Nimoy! No wait, it's just some jackass.
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