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Quick!
Alert sophomore Alan Bailey gives the heimlich maneuver
to Janice Maureen. The results? She coughs up enough
turkey to feed a family of seven for a couple months. |
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Get
a haircut, you ugly rock and roll hippy freak. I
think this is the moron who is supposed to cut my
lawn. One time I found him in the back of his van,
smoking the "crazy weed drug". I had to
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Haha,
what kind of parade is this thing marching in? A
parade lobbying for increased governmental cake
funding?!? |
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PURPLE-HEADED
WARRIOR SEEKS SOMEBODY'S PURPLE-HEADED WARRIOR.
INQUIRE WITHIN (ME).
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This
is the only way Chester Reynolds can get anybody
to polish his knob. Haha! Get it? Two penis jokes
in a row! I'm the most clever man on the planet.
If you disagree, I've got the perfect toilet I
can ram your ugly mug into.
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Seeing
the societal rejects who attend Renaissance Festivals
this close to murdering each other really brightens
up my day.
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