"I HAEV CHEESE ON MY HEAD AND I WANT TWO MEN - YES TWO MEN - TO STICK THIS CHEESE UP MY OWN BUTT FOR A TASTE SENTSATIAN!!!"

Ahahahahahahha IS THAT A MAN OR WOMAN??? OR MANWOMAN??? OR WHAT

SOMEBODEY HELP ME OUT HEAR!!!

- writtan by Jeff K.

oh ho MISTAR ARTIST draws a pictar from his mammary glands and paints a portrate of a road! THATS A VARY GOOD PICTARE, MAYBE YUO SHOULD BE DRAWING MORE PICTARES FOR MOTEL 6, STUD!!!. what a crappey drawing, I can draw bettar than taht, check this out:

SEE THATS LIEK 10000000 TIMES BETTAR THAT his paintbrucket crapham shitty stuff, soembody pays me moneys pleas, not liek UGO WHO STILL HASNANT PAID ME POOP IN A BUCKET YET

- writtan by Jeff K.

OLD MAN TONGUE LICKING MAN HAS A TASTE OF BALLS ON HIS BREATHE, AHAHAHAHAHA GO RUN A LAPS YUO ELDER FAGOTBERRY, RAPE A BIRDBATH

- writtan by Jeff K.

oh thes si vary nice, two peopal won teh award for GREATEST YOUNG LESBIAN TENNIS PLAYARS awards! congradulatians now maybe one day yuo will appears in a special haunted magazine of READERS DIGREST#######1!

- writtan by Jeff K.

SOMEBODY DREW A HORRIABAL FACE ON BUTT!!! HELLO CREATARE OF TEH DEEP, HAEV FUN AT YUOR MANPARTY!!! it si a playdough butt.

- writtan by Jeff K.

LOGON TO IAMTHEREATARDS.COM, SPEAK TO A EXPERIANCED OPARATOR LIEK MR. DOWNY HEAR!!!

YUO: HELLO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO PEOPAL???
MR. DOWNY: HURR ARHHH OOOOPPPP OPPPP SSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOP
YUO: OH RELLY
MR DOWNY: BISCUIT BRAAAAAAAAAAA
YUO: LOL!!!!!

- writtan by Jeff K.