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                          250 BY JEFF K!!!!!!!! 
                        
                        
                           
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                            ROLLS 
                                OF DOUGHES AT A HIPPY CONVENTIAN, WELCOEM TO TEH 
                                NIPPLE PAVALIAN, WE REPLACE ALL OUR PENISES WITH 
                                A GELATONOUS SUBSTAINCE. 
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                                writtan by Jeff K. 
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                               Janet 
                                Reeno and her running presedent partnar, Joe. 
                                 THEY WILL LOWAR YUOR 
                                TAXES BUT HIT YUOR LEGS WITH SOEM KIND OF AXE 
                                TO GIVE YUO A SHORT APPEAL AND A tARGET DEMOGRAPHICS. 
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                                writtan by Jeff K. 
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                              OH 
                                TWO MEN WON TEH GAMES, ONE was a baldy creature 
                                and anothar plays a golf circuit. BUT WHAT SI 
                                THIS? TEH TALL TROLL SI SULLEN 
                                AND A SAD MAN!!! HE DID NOT WIN A GAME< 
                                HOW COULD THIS HAPPAN? obviousely 
                                all fagorts were disqualeftyed from winning, sorry 
                                tall troll, mayebe yuo can cry yuorself to sleep 
                                inside a bed of a warming mans anus// AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, 
                                while yuor at it WHY DONT YUO 
                                BUY A CHIN FOR YUORSELF, IDEOT???  
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                                writtan by Jeff K. 
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                            OH 
                                NO TEH SECRAT IS REVEALED: 
                              "HIGHLEY 
                                EFFECTIVE PEOPAL EAT THE INEFFECTIVE PEOPAL!!!" 
                              EVARYBODY 
                                RUN, TURKEYLEGS GOT YUO IN HIS SIGHTS!!! 
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                            "wellcome 
                                to our cristmas celebratian please brings jesus 
                                into yuor hearts and oh please do not brings anymoer 
                                crowbars to my jaw, I cannot take them anymore 
                                and my wife si a bird anyways so maybe I lust 
                                for death." 
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                            "KISSING 
                                BOOTH"????? MOER LIEK "FAGGOT BOOTH!!!" 
                                
                              AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 
                                AHA AH AHA HHH HAHAHAHAH AHAH AHAHHAHA 
                              BECAUSE 
                                THEY ARE FAGOTS!!!!!!! 
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                                writtan by Jeff K. 
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