Shhh, don't wake him! He is dreaming that he's a normal human being!

BIGFOOT DEMANDS CURTAINS!!!

"I spent all the money for furnishing my apartment... on SMOKING THE WEED! Now I can live like a slob and not care at all! I am the smartest man in the trailer park!"

Why are there so many rock and roll rejects in this town? Get a job you musical morons. AND PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS! Jesus, you'd think playing the guitar makes you brain dead or something!

I see by his shirt that Prince has changed the symbol for his name again. And his hair. And he seems to have dust growing off his face now. Goodbye success!

SURPRISE! I BRING YATZEE!!!