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Welcome
to the Foolympics! Next event is the "100-meter
Get the Hell Out of My Face Before I Punch Your
Scummy Teeth In".
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ROCK
MY PANTS OFF! Now you know why the jacks on the
guitar are so small.
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"Grrrrr!
STAY AWAY FROM MY FARMER'S ALMANAC OR SO HELP
ME GOD I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!"
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Famous
Viking Erik VonStautten makes his hat's horns
from the calcium in his teeth.
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"ALL
YOU CAN EAT?!? THE JOKE'S ON THEM!!!"
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Goths
become violent and spooky when you film them drinking
from the public urinals.
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