The clock strikes midnight and Barry Thomas is shocked to realize Cinderella has turned BACK INTO A PUMPKIN! Aagh! That Fairy Godmother doesn't know squat about magic.

Chris Alvin points to the beef patties. They are behind that box!

"Hello, welcome to the Athlete's Goth, your one stop shop for Gothic Footwear. I am G'YNARRGISH, DESTROYER OF SOULS and we're having a sale on Keds."

Even the dogs in Appleton City have a short bus.

"Arrrrrrrgh!"

Jeremy McKibbins strains to grow hair on his chin, but it instead causes a horrible accident on the top of his head. Never give up!

Oh no! It is Happy Crazy Hour for Artie Stromborg.