Paul
Monroe cleans livingrooms - WITH THE POWER
OF DISCO!
KING
QUEEN - "This will be the most wonderful
play ever!"
DIRECTOR
- "You idiot! This is 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'!
Why are you wearing such a ridiculous costume?"
KING
QUEEN - "I'm not wearing a costume!"
Kids!
Resist the lures of rock and roll or you might
start smoking the drugs and drinking and end up
in the gutter like Zach Travis here. He was in
the band "METAL ZONE JESUS CRUSHER"
and now look at the guy. On second thought, don't.
GOAL
REACHED! 400 POUNDS! WAY TO GO!
"Welcome
to Wal-Mart, pardner! You'll be pleasantly surprised
to know that the dinner plates are on sale! Grab
one and glue it to your belt buckle like me!"
