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Ben
Beverage likes to poses in front of his victims
before consuming them. Good luck with the ceramic
hen there you white sack of shit.
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The
Burly Sisters / Brothers have had so many sex
changes that the doctors in this hellhole city
have to keep a flowchart of where their genitalia
is currently located. I once saw one of these
clowns at a flea market. It was trying to buy
a Bible from a carpet salesman. I barged in and
took the Bible and threw it into the swamp and
shouted "get off of my plane!" until
the cops came and threw me in the detox chamber
for what I think was like 150 days or something.
Either way, it was police brutality and I'm going
to write a letter to the President once I find
out what the hell I did with my typewriter. I
think it's in the garage but I'm not sure because
last time I went to look for it in the garage
I slipped on a puddle of motor oil and hit my
head on a can of varnish and when I woke up I
smelled like a meat rendering plant, so I think
maybe that had something to do with all the UFOs
people have been seeing here lately.
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FEED
US STEW
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This
kid's got a lot to look forward to in his life.
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Oh well if it isn't the Yo Yo
Champion! He's a big celebrity in this city, he's
the only guy who has survived me ramming an entire
flagpole up their ass. If I remember correctly,
he asked for me to do it again.
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