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Welcome
to Fantasy Island! We are of course assuming your
fantasy is to be molested by a baldheaded, birdfaced,
mutant homosexual sea captain!
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The
sanitation workers in South Appleton deliver as
well as pick up. I don't know what sewer he found
that huge turd in, but it's definitely a conversation
starter.
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Greg
Maynard proudly shows off what he spends all day
sitting on.
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There
was a bright light, I started hovering above my
bed, and the next thing I know, I'm surrounded
by a bunch of these creatures! They took me aboard
their ship and showed me the secret to world peace.
In exchange, I promised not to crush their flaky
heads with a baseball bat. I ended up going back
on my promise.
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Oh
good, George "The Animal" Steel poses
with his new manager on the right. I wish the
guy luck, and give him about three hours until
his entire stereo system is eaten.
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No,
I DON'T think that will help the TV get better
reception so you can get the SPICE channel. Antennas
typically need to be longer than two inches, you
stupid simp.
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