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By
day, Larry McNellis is a mild-mannered, weakling
accountant. However, at night he transforms into...
well, nothing. He just takes off his clothes and
runs around in a towel like a dickless moron.
Come to think of it, that's all he does during
the day too. What a shitty superhero. Since I
kick his stringy, scrawny ass every weekday, I
guess that makes me a supervillian. Screw you.
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AVERT
YOUR EYES! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE PASTY
WHITENESS OR YOUR BRAIN WILL BE FOREVER SCARRED!
Ray Browning is Mother Nature's
natural form of birth control.
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Alabama
enforces a strict "Goth Registration"
law. Queen Despair is shown here, shortly before
she was given a Cure t-shirt and escorted from
the building by armed guards.
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To
keep all you stupid rat-bastard punks from walking
all over my lawn and bushes, I've asked The Bushmaster
to protect my lawn. Next time you little shits
think about taking a shortcut across my property
so you can get to the Dairy Queen faster, you'll
be getting a pair of nunchakus up your bloated
ass. Knowing you freaks, you'll probably enjoy
it.
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Attacks
from the Hideous Space Creatures sends millions
of white spore clouds through the Earth's atmosphere,
producing a horrendous race of super mutants.
Here is their leader, Commander Jose Valasquez.
TOOT TOOT!
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Oh
no! The magic Pasta Necklace of Doom is being
protected by a constipated imp! Quick, all you
Dungeons and Dragons simps, roll your collection
of 93-sided dice to see if you can kill it with
your Enchanted Sword of Geekiness!
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