AT
A GLANCE: A long, disjointed
series of plastic tubes
connect trapezoidal rooms
to each other. There's some
other crap scattered all
over the map, including
random teleporters that
transport you to no place
in particular, but it's
the tubes that will always
lurk in the back of my mind
like vultures circling a
clown's carcass. There seems
to be a lot of maps sites
that have given this level
a good rating, and I can't
for the life of me figure
out WHY. It's an absolutely
awful map with no redeeming
qualities whatsoever, except
for the fact that once I
deleted it from my harddrive,
I found that my penile erection
problem seemed to vanish.
DESCRIPTION:
There isn't much to say
about the text file, except
that the author is obviously
a l33t haX0r. Check this
out:
Title
: ßått|e][§tåt¡øns
Author
: Çërw¡ñ Végå
Jeff
K., eat your stupid
little heart out. It's good
to know that if you honestly
attempted to pronounce the
guy's name like he wrote
it, you'd be making a series
of random choking noises.
This accurately describes
his map as well. It's poetic
justice or something.
 |
|
Here's
another bonus: invisible
floors. Yay.
|
THE
MAP: There's two bizarre
bases, separated by a large
rock. The bases have hamster-tube
like passageways which go
in every random direction.
Some have floors, some don't.
That's the benefit of being
an idiot, you really don't
mind making maps that lack
floors. You also get to
ride in the front of the
short bus. This map confuses
any bots you attempt to
put on it, and they'll immediately
try to escape or commit
suicide. Yup, this map is
so bad that even the bots
are afraid to go in.
GAMEPLAY:
Run around until either
you die or your computer
begins to smoke and shut
off. The map is so large,
and has so many tiny plastic
hallways, you'll almost
never have to worry about
seeing a player from the
other team. And, if you
do, the odds are that he'll
be too busy weeping to fight
back.
FUN
FACTOR: I could conceivably
see this map being fun if
you enjoy abusing narcotics.
I'd advise all you heroin
addicts to download it right
away. Watch out for the
giant fire-breathing chicken.
THE
BOTTOM LINE: This map
lacks quality. Mr. Çërw¡ñ
Végå must have paid off
the other map sites to give
this POS a rating above
0. If you have reviewed
this map and didn't think
it was terrible, please
email me and explain
what narcotics you're on
so I can share them.
-
Cranky
Steve
