Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Levi Johnston heads down to Las Vegas and ends up causing a little trouble at the Democratic delegate convention.
The moment I step inside Planet Fitness, I feel completely at home. No prying eyes staring at me, judging me, like they do on the street. It's almost like that horrible, regrettable incident never happened.
May has been a trying month for Shaggy Butte's resident fountain fanatics. Drought restrictions have resulted in many popular fountains running dry, and penny-pinching businesses have cut back on fountain upkeep. In the end, many once-promising bubblers are now serving up some truly sour sips.
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Guys, I think my niece hates me.
In a world where the rules no longer apply, one man is here to be sure a trans person isn't trying to pee near our children.
A child President could be more than our country could handle.
Let's celebrate some scenes that are unforgettable, mainly because they show up in every single comedy.
Do you have a gloss-free life and need your consumer goods to match? Make it matte.
Turning epitaphs into epic LAFFS!
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
Game of Thrones has mercilessly killed off characters over the years, but these lesser characters are still waiting to meet their fate.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
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When celebrities die, corporations frequently fumble with how to respond on social media.
I've never been one to define myself by my clothes, so an ironic "Future Children's Party Clown" t-shirt appealed to me. I might have been weird, but I knew I'd never become a children's party clown. Until I did.
After years of thorough testing, we're finally prepared to hand out our verdicts. Should you buy a Voodoo 2 video card, a Sound Blaster, and a Logitech Mouseman? Read on to find out.
This Donald Trump guy is a real character, alright!
The Clintons need to stop comparing juvenile humans to super predators. It is insulting to my kind.
One highway patrolman sets the record straight on the most senseless acts of modern drivers.
I blink out of existence. Vanish like I was never there. My caddie does not react to this development. In the place where I stood mere moments ago, a fox appears. Again, no reaction from the caddie. The man's a professional through and through.
Whether it’s finals, taxes, or the Canadian mafia, we all have stress in our life. Find out how it's changing your body before it's too late!
Coming to the stage...Kiki St. Needs Attention!
Trust me, when I bought these dang things Cheryl gave me an earful. But they're going to make us a mint!
Here is what I stand before you to declare: I am disgusted beyond all measure by the growing abundance of small dogs in the world. This vile plague has been spreading from Europe and the Orient with increasing potency.
New documents reveal the burger giant is looking for a more tasteful, classier approach to giving you violent diarrhea and regret.
Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump has walked right into another controversy and this time both the left and the right are angry with his views on Crazy Frog's penis.
Turning a public domain character into a boob comic seems like a great plan. You don't have to come up with your own ideas or license someone else's. Potential readers see the book and think, "Hey, I've heard of that character, and I've also heard of breasts/guns/steampunk."
Make a robot. Name him Robot. Robot is male because when you start a character it defaults to male, and clicking a button to choose another gender is a waste of valuable seconds.
You won't believe this. If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have either.
I was tested by this revelation, but now my belief is stronger than ever.
In a change of format, the next season of The Simpsons will consist entirely of the cartoon family discussing the lives of their fans.
That newspaper article is paying off big time. I just got off the horn with a man I've never met: my father. He recognized my photo in the paper and wants to come here and meet me. I want every last one of you working twice as hard cleaning this place up. My dad is coming tomorrow, and I want Bear Cave Soup to look like a million bucks.
Need to know what it takes to get ahead in the adult world? Take some advice from someone who's already been down a path not too different from your own.
"A Screaming Can Of Nightmare Fuel!"
See if you can spot the difference between Donald Trump's speeches and the diatribes of Dick Tracy movie villain Big Boy Caprice.
Have you staked your reputation on owning the entire Youngblood comic book trading card set from 1992? That might have been a mistake. After all, most collectors don't know about some of these extremely rare cards. Better run your collection past this checklist.
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Gross nails are the human equivalent of carpeting your bathroom. Please do something.
Rapper Tupac Shakur died in 1996, but recently rediscovered notebooks prove he was prophetic.
For all the attention and buzz virtual reality is getting right now, you would think it something entirely new. The truth is it's been around for decades. Only now is the technology catching up with the dream.