We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
I know these angles are wrong, but they feel so right.
Undeniable proof that you need to upgrade now.
Martians are wiping out Mankind and bringing equality to London with their heat ray.
Am I boring you? Does the flesh-rending, bone-splintering brutality of the Fight Palace put you to sleep? In the arena, a moment can mean the difference between life and death, but clearly a moment of your time is too much to ask.
11:30AM - Rumpus Men Kevin and Jeremy prove anything is possible when they turn a cemetery into a beautiful rumpus room just in time for a wedding.
Ten years ago I buried a capsule in my E3 hole. It's a good hole. The capsule contained two items: My predictions for E3 2016 inked upon a weathered scroll, and an iPod Mini with just one song on its drive, Ignition (remix).
Blow your problems AWAY with...THE GUN®!
Levi covers the end to the Sanders campaign and Bobby Brown's claims he had sex with a ghost.
It's every father's worst nightmare: A growing boy without a healthy appetite.
As I'm out and about, the first thing people notice when they glance my way is the enormous four ton weight atop my broken body. I get it. We are, by our very nature, superficial creatures.
A complete breakdown of why you're assigned to sit where you are.
Because if you watch these movies in the wrong order you might EXPLODE!
The year is 2077. Anthony Bourdain is looking for the best street food or high cuisine on the neon-drenched cyber streets of the world.
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I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Levi Johnston heads down to Las Vegas and ends up causing a little trouble at the Democratic delegate convention.
The moment I step inside Planet Fitness, I feel completely at home. No prying eyes staring at me, judging me, like they do on the street. It's almost like that horrible, regrettable incident never happened.
May has been a trying month for Shaggy Butte's resident fountain fanatics. Drought restrictions have resulted in many popular fountains running dry, and penny-pinching businesses have cut back on fountain upkeep. In the end, many once-promising bubblers are now serving up some truly sour sips.
Hi guys. Uh. CoolSubBoxOpener here with, uh, a whopper of a video. Today the postman *pause* arrived with a whole bunch of boxes. Like half of my box subscriptions came in all at once today. Uh. So let's get to it!
Guys, I think my niece hates me.
In a world where the rules no longer apply, one man is here to be sure a trans person isn't trying to pee near our children.
A child President could be more than our country could handle.
Let's celebrate some scenes that are unforgettable, mainly because they show up in every single comedy.
Do you have a gloss-free life and need your consumer goods to match? Make it matte.
Turning epitaphs into epic LAFFS!
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
Game of Thrones has mercilessly killed off characters over the years, but these lesser characters are still waiting to meet their fate.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
Join one of the highest yield markets available to people who have neither worldly knowledge nor business savvy!
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When celebrities die, corporations frequently fumble with how to respond on social media.
I've never been one to define myself by my clothes, so an ironic "Future Children's Party Clown" t-shirt appealed to me. I might have been weird, but I knew I'd never become a children's party clown. Until I did.
After years of thorough testing, we're finally prepared to hand out our verdicts. Should you buy a Voodoo 2 video card, a Sound Blaster, and a Logitech Mouseman? Read on to find out.
This Donald Trump guy is a real character, alright!
The Clintons need to stop comparing juvenile humans to super predators. It is insulting to my kind.
One highway patrolman sets the record straight on the most senseless acts of modern drivers.