The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
Fans have been eagerly awaiting this game since long before its initial promised release date of Winter 2005. But is this truly the worthy sequel to Persona 4: Dancing All Night that we've been waiting for?
No attempt is made to hide the fact that Ripley is the actress Sigourney Weaver. No bandit mask, no hiding her face behind strategically placed palm fronds, etc.
I am an average middle-aged man who is totally done with all these beautiful women and just wants to settle down with the bee tour guide.
Exotic Worlds Are Waiting On The Other Side Of The Screen - Never Be Lonely Again!
Important tips on how to prepare for the massive infestation of longboards and Yeti coolers.
You saw Will Smith and an orc in a cop car and you were sure it was a dream. But it wasn't.
The true reasons behind Bannon's removal may surprise you.
Ever wanted to post? This simple flowchart makes things easy!
Included in the box: Error Tablet (1), USB 3/C/Firewire/Ouya Charging Cable (1), Genuine One-Of-A-Kind Pete Harshnish Rookie Card (3)
J0n thinks a rogue AI is murdering people in his hometown, but things are stranger than they seem in Neo Shit Town.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
"For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own datajack."
There are many requirements planned for Trump's upcoming Mexican / American border wall. Here are some highlights.
It is such an honor you are bestowing on me and one I richly deserve for my actual heroism.
A young boy, facing controversy over a joke in a country with "free speech?" Is this even America anymore?
The newest update to Gwent adds some of the most complex cards you’ve ever seen in competitive, virtual card collecting games.
Was there a movie called Shazam starring Sinbad? Did Sinbad move into my house and live in a nest?
Paranormal Documetary's and Five Night's At Freddy's Let's Play's... and that's ju'st the icing on the cake!'
We take to the streets to find out what consumers REALLY think of the Nintendo Switch!
Amazon's Prime video service boasts a library of over 30,000 tv shows and movies. That sure does sound impressive, but for every Green Room or season of Hannibal there are a thousand YouTube-ish Minecraft ASMR Lego reviews. These are the Prime videos that will never appear on the splash page.
Oh god, how the fuck are we gonna sell these frogurt abominations??
I quit energy department and I'm after a new DC job. I've barely met with Putin. Hook me up.
Sick of the Meat Cube, BK Club and Apple Pie McFlurry? Try ordering these ultra-secret menu items that only a handful of fast-food customers know about.
Doom Guy as Luke Skywalker: Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
I stand with PewDiePie.
In the coming days Prombles will completely revolutionize the way we think about useless household devices. With less expensive alternatives like Amazon's Echo and Google Home already on the market, what can our smart speaker offer you, the customer?
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
It seems like a lot of people struggle to drive once the roads get icy. Here are some easy tips to make your winter treks safer.
Don't get cucked this Valentime's Day, thitizens!
When the president randomly draws your name from a hat to serve, it is your duty to spin the wheel and find out what job you get.
Are you a coward, or do you just have more important things to do? Either way, I'll still destroy you with my logic.
Web streaming is a dying medium. Please watch our TV channel.
I am getting increasingly disturbed by all these people acting like punching necromancers is good. This isn't the Age of Eternal Night here, folks.
''Who are “The Warriors,” and why can’t you just play more Styx?!''
Representation in the media is crucial, which is why this character basically named "Moron" being asexual is so important for the movement.