Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
It seems like a lot of people struggle to drive once the roads get icy. Here are some easy tips to make your winter treks safer.
Don't get cucked this Valentime's Day, thitizens!
When the president randomly draws your name from a hat to serve, it is your duty to spin the wheel and find out what job you get.
Are you a coward, or do you just have more important things to do? Either way, I'll still destroy you with my logic.
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I am getting increasingly disturbed by all these people acting like punching necromancers is good. This isn't the Age of Eternal Night here, folks.
''Who are “The Warriors,” and why can’t you just play more Styx?!''
Representation in the media is crucial, which is why this character basically named "Moron" being asexual is so important for the movement.
Being forever 21 sounds good at first, but in the grand scheme of things it's an existential nightmare.
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We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
It's the most sought-after toy on the market, but is the NES Mini Classic acceptable for kids? Our experts emphatically say no. All 30 of the system's included games feature scenes that are completely inappropriate for children.
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This ain't your grandpappy's Young Pope. This is the new Techno Pope.
If you don't enter our stores with a gun full of bullets and a brain full of unhinged questions, we'll serve you with a smile.
"Hey jackass! Here's a free tip: When you donate a bunch of new toys to charity, take the store tags off!"
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Some people claim Trump's rise will bring back comedy or punk rock. Wrong! He's bringing back prog rock, baby!
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Finally! An alternative to family!
I didn't order extra SJW agenda on this pizza. I didn't order this pizza either. They won't let me out and I have to review them.
New additions to our favorite collection of plastic freaks.
Is there mode to look at models closer? Much closer?
There is only one thing that can bring us back together: another copy-cat food delivery service that promises $10 off your first delivery with the promo code "fr33f00d."
Christmas is right around the corner and you know what that means: time to pick out the perfect book of memes for that special someone in your life who will most definitely not immediately sever all contact with you after receiving such a gift.
You morons blew it and you're going to suffer. So you'd better learn your lesson and vote for me.
Putting a computer together is easier and more fun than you might think. It's sort of like building a LEGO set. It also costs about as much as a LEGO set.
Liberals have once again used the media to attack Trump. We have the leaked script for Rogue One that exposes all of their vile lies.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.