What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
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When celebrities die, corporations frequently fumble with how to respond on social media.
I've never been one to define myself by my clothes, so an ironic "Future Children's Party Clown" t-shirt appealed to me. I might have been weird, but I knew I'd never become a children's party clown. Until I did.
After years of thorough testing, we're finally prepared to hand out our verdicts. Should you buy a Voodoo 2 video card, a Sound Blaster, and a Logitech Mouseman? Read on to find out.
This Donald Trump guy is a real character, alright!
The Clintons need to stop comparing juvenile humans to super predators. It is insulting to my kind.
One highway patrolman sets the record straight on the most senseless acts of modern drivers.
I blink out of existence. Vanish like I was never there. My caddie does not react to this development. In the place where I stood mere moments ago, a fox appears. Again, no reaction from the caddie. The man's a professional through and through.
Whether it’s finals, taxes, or the Canadian mafia, we all have stress in our life. Find out how it's changing your body before it's too late!
Coming to the stage...Kiki St. Needs Attention!
Trust me, when I bought these dang things Cheryl gave me an earful. But they're going to make us a mint!
Here is what I stand before you to declare: I am disgusted beyond all measure by the growing abundance of small dogs in the world. This vile plague has been spreading from Europe and the Orient with increasing potency.
New documents reveal the burger giant is looking for a more tasteful, classier approach to giving you violent diarrhea and regret.
Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump has walked right into another controversy and this time both the left and the right are angry with his views on Crazy Frog's penis.
Turning a public domain character into a boob comic seems like a great plan. You don't have to come up with your own ideas or license someone else's. Potential readers see the book and think, "Hey, I've heard of that character, and I've also heard of breasts/guns/steampunk."
Make a robot. Name him Robot. Robot is male because when you start a character it defaults to male, and clicking a button to choose another gender is a waste of valuable seconds.
You won't believe this. If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have either.
I was tested by this revelation, but now my belief is stronger than ever.
In a change of format, the next season of The Simpsons will consist entirely of the cartoon family discussing the lives of their fans.
That newspaper article is paying off big time. I just got off the horn with a man I've never met: my father. He recognized my photo in the paper and wants to come here and meet me. I want every last one of you working twice as hard cleaning this place up. My dad is coming tomorrow, and I want Bear Cave Soup to look like a million bucks.
Need to know what it takes to get ahead in the adult world? Take some advice from someone who's already been down a path not too different from your own.
"A Screaming Can Of Nightmare Fuel!"
See if you can spot the difference between Donald Trump's speeches and the diatribes of Dick Tracy movie villain Big Boy Caprice.
Have you staked your reputation on owning the entire Youngblood comic book trading card set from 1992? That might have been a mistake. After all, most collectors don't know about some of these extremely rare cards. Better run your collection past this checklist.
ERROR ROMANCE DOES NOT COMPUTE
Gross nails are the human equivalent of carpeting your bathroom. Please do something.
Rapper Tupac Shakur died in 1996, but recently rediscovered notebooks prove he was prophetic.
For all the attention and buzz virtual reality is getting right now, you would think it something entirely new. The truth is it's been around for decades. Only now is the technology catching up with the dream.
I welcome a cleansing rain of nuclear death. As an American, I know that the only survivors of such an attack will be myself and precisely enough attractive female celebrities to represent every hair color and ethnicity without overlap.
Can you believe this Donald Trump guy??
As the presidential race descends into desperation, now is the best time to seek unity and reconsider the Gentle Creature option.
The dark side of owning a talking pup.
Try not to use any letters that you made up. Unless you get really lucky, they won't be on your keyboard.
Let there be no confusion about your cat's fine tastes.
A careful analysis of evidence from the Republican debate last night suggests that Doctor Ben Carson was on the debate stage.
Check out that biomechanoid in the corner with tentacles for hair. I bet she spent an hour on that hairdo she wants you to think she just crawled out of a pool of amniotic jelly with.
A selection of real movies one might enjoy, such as: The Nickname "Professor Masturbation" Has Followed Me All The Way Through Grade School
It's so hard to choose, because they're all so terrible!
Jared Leto's Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad film is going to be an intense character, if Jared's private encouragement to himself is anything to go on.
Take a look back at the impressive achievements of the man who gave the power of the First Amendment to video games.
OUTRAGED! I was just trying to help my child do homework when I found these!
The day after Valentine's is when shit goes down.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?