What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
James Cameron's plans for future Avatar movies include some information about dinosaur sex he saw on the Internet.
Thought what fell on us was pizza / But it was ooze saying nice to meet ya
The daily cycle of pain and remorse as you frantically attempt to save the last bit of juice.
An update from the strange and majestic body horror of the Olympic Games in Rio.
Gingerdead Man 3: Someone punches or just sort of pokes the Gingerdead Man, exploiting his one weakness of being a man made of gingerbread.
Video games like Car Chess, Bear Escape Arena, Just Us Hogs, Get Back Here 2, Travel Agency and Yelling! are all the rage these days, thanks to amazing graphics and irresistible action. But did you know that their existence is no mere accident? Every game is actually created by skilled professionals in a laboratory setting.
Should you buy the most hyped game of the year? Our good friends at Hello Games – who definitely replied to my emails – created this review using No Man’s Sky’s actual procedural generation algorithm.
"What else is on?"
America's greatest ad pitch man sells the IBS pill guys from Viberzi on a diarrhea babe.
I'm in here and I'm not coming out. I'm not leaving here ever again.
Thursday: Shirtless yelling. "CASEY!" Ten seconds pass. "CASEY!" Is Casey a child? An animal? A playful spirit taunting a drunk buffoon? "CASEY!"
Complete list of undeniable excuses to keep your ass planted.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
On Children of Men: "I did not see it. However, I have seen the thirty thousand tubs of Sour Patch Kids that it paid for. They are... sour."
A complete assessment to all the terrible toys you've bought thus far.
This is your wake up call, Utica Pokémon Go Facebook Guild: Valor.
Will we continue to live in fear of the Mindfreaking or will we demand magicians break their Code?
In Permanent Midnight, Jerry Stahl's heroin addiction alienates his friends and wife. I don't have any friends or a significant other, so I figured that for someone like me, drug abuse would have the opposite effect and make me popular.
Millions of people are wandering around paying more attention to the Pokemon on their phones than their surroundings. I am the very first person in the world to suggest that this blending of reality and fantasy in Pokemon Go will lead to disaster.
Was all the controversy worth it? Huh? Was it? Huh?
In these tough times, America can be united over how much former congressman Joe Walsh sucks.
One man's journey to help the disenfranchised voice their complaints with some civility.
A cellphone seems to go off at exactly 1:52 in The Clash’s 1982 single “Rock the Casbah.” Why?
Last night, the final Prairie Home Companion aired. I haven't heard it yet, but here's exactly what happened.
Boats! They're great. But what should we name them? Let's find out...
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
I know these angles are wrong, but they feel so right.
Undeniable proof that you need to upgrade now.
Martians are wiping out Mankind and bringing equality to London with their heat ray.
Am I boring you? Does the flesh-rending, bone-splintering brutality of the Fight Palace put you to sleep? In the arena, a moment can mean the difference between life and death, but clearly a moment of your time is too much to ask.
11:30AM - Rumpus Men Kevin and Jeremy prove anything is possible when they turn a cemetery into a beautiful rumpus room just in time for a wedding.
Ten years ago I buried a capsule in my E3 hole. It's a good hole. The capsule contained two items: My predictions for E3 2016 inked upon a weathered scroll, and an iPod Mini with just one song on its drive, Ignition (remix).
Blow your problems AWAY with...THE GUN®!
Levi covers the end to the Sanders campaign and Bobby Brown's claims he had sex with a ghost.
It's every father's worst nightmare: A growing boy without a healthy appetite.
As I'm out and about, the first thing people notice when they glance my way is the enormous four ton weight atop my broken body. I get it. We are, by our very nature, superficial creatures.