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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
One morning a widening pool of gasoline formed beneath an old car in the parking lot. My manager urged me to grab a bag of cat litter to contain the leak and minimize the chance of a fire. I sprinted away, then turned back and - in a moment of absolute sincerity - asked him which brand.
Hillary clinton called me a deplorable which is a bad thing so I made a new frog man.
As is the case with all political speeches, Hillary Clinton's "basket of deplorables" comment exists as one of thousands of possible options run through high-priced consultants and focus groups. Here are some of them.
hey im making this thread to see if anyone would be interested in a thread about some weird things i found in a smoldering crater upon the hillside. the first thing is the book of infinite knowledge.
Make sure your trip starts off with a rushed, anxiety inducing nightmare.
Sorry, feminists, but I will not be slurping the 'ghet and grabbing on your rack in the hot tub I made in my PT Cruiser.
Critics of Obamacare claim that it's unconstitutional, increases the national debt and imposes too many costs on businesses. But what do they propose we replace it with?
Tensions are mounting as Shaggy Butte's thirstiest gulpers have been hung out to dry. The Rug Emporium, home of the town's most popular fountain, has been taken over by foreign invaders.
Me? I'm just a regular American man. I like to put in a full day of hard work in the Sisyphus Pod, pushing that ol' virtual boulder up the sloping sides of the grid bowl only for it to tumble down again.
We see you trying to block our shit. We are gonna smoke you out. You can't click our content now, motherfucker.
When work becomes "fun," life becomes hell.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
James Cameron's plans for future Avatar movies include some information about dinosaur sex he saw on the Internet.
Thought what fell on us was pizza / But it was ooze saying nice to meet ya
The daily cycle of pain and remorse as you frantically attempt to save the last bit of juice.
An update from the strange and majestic body horror of the Olympic Games in Rio.
Gingerdead Man 3: Someone punches or just sort of pokes the Gingerdead Man, exploiting his one weakness of being a man made of gingerbread.
Video games like Car Chess, Bear Escape Arena, Just Us Hogs, Get Back Here 2, Travel Agency and Yelling! are all the rage these days, thanks to amazing graphics and irresistible action. But did you know that their existence is no mere accident? Every game is actually created by skilled professionals in a laboratory setting.
Should you buy the most hyped game of the year? Our good friends at Hello Games – who definitely replied to my emails – created this review using No Man’s Sky’s actual procedural generation algorithm.
"What else is on?"
America's greatest ad pitch man sells the IBS pill guys from Viberzi on a diarrhea babe.
I'm in here and I'm not coming out. I'm not leaving here ever again.
Thursday: Shirtless yelling. "CASEY!" Ten seconds pass. "CASEY!" Is Casey a child? An animal? A playful spirit taunting a drunk buffoon? "CASEY!"
Complete list of undeniable excuses to keep your ass planted.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
On Children of Men: "I did not see it. However, I have seen the thirty thousand tubs of Sour Patch Kids that it paid for. They are... sour."
A complete assessment to all the terrible toys you've bought thus far.
This is your wake up call, Utica Pokémon Go Facebook Guild: Valor.
Will we continue to live in fear of the Mindfreaking or will we demand magicians break their Code?