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The Supreme Court is preparing to rule on provisions within Obamacare. Find out what it all means with this handy guide.
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As a selfless public service for the betterment of mankind, I have created this FAQ to help the ignorant masses by answering the most common questions or concerns regarding this incredible event; the Rapture.
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