Ugh. Cleanup in Aisle Nerd.

Oh no! It's the Lawn King! Everybody run away before he bags your grass, if you catch my drift.

WARNING: Playing on your computer all day makes you turn into THIS.

"BUT I GOT THE POWER UP AND WON THE GAME!!!"

That's fabulous!

Begone, Child of Butter!

What a shitty Christmas. I wanted a steering wheel cover. Instead I got a fat cretin. Back to Sears with you!

"This type of wedding is legal in our state!"