Realm of the Dark, submitted by Brian. Apparently writing about the Devil requires a hefty portion of animated gifs and Javascript... enough to slow down the most powerful of God's workstations.

WELCOME TO THE DARK REALM! HERE'S A PLACE WHERE YOU WILL FIND ALL THAT HAUNTS AND TERRORFIES MAN. THE PLACE WHERE THE UNHOLY COMES TO PLAY. WITHIN THESE PAGES YOU WILL FIND IT ALL(MONTERS OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL, WITCHCRAFT, AND THE UNHOLY. THIS PAGE WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. SO COME JOIN ME AND LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE MISTS OF DARKNESS WERE EVIL DWELLS ON SOULS OF THE LIVING. CHECK OUT MY WITCHCRAFT PAGE WERE YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT AND THE SPELLS ARE MY DELIGHT. MY LINKS WILL TAKE YOU TO THE UNHOLIST SITES ON THE WEB. IF YOU DON'T WISH TO SEE THE UNSPEAKABLE EVIL AND CRAFT OF THE OLD GODS TURN BACK NOW. REMEMBER EVIL LIVES WERE EVIL DWELLS.

Warning: if you're not already stupid, this page will definitely take you one step closer to requiring governmental assistance to zip up your fly.

PS: Satan apparently has a "Guestbook From Hell" you can sign. Spooky!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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