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Warning: if you're not already stupid, this page will definitely take you one step closer to requiring governmental assistance to zip up your fly.
PS: Satan apparently has a "Guestbook From Hell" you can sign. Spooky!
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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