Congratulations, movies. You finally told us about Dracula.
Here to answer all your spoilery Gone Girl questions.
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
No good film goes unspoiled. Or something like that.
It's every Elvis impersonator's dream job: Impersonating a fake Elvis!
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Frank Miller isn't the only one stinking up the multiplex this week.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...
Raccoons, trees and idiots. These are our new heroes.
Seriously, who would win?
All crime is legal during The Purge. I guess that makes it okay for Jason Segel to beat up somebody's dog.
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.
This is the dawning of the Age of Extinction...
Frankie Valli: The blockbuster action hero for a new millennium!
I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.
Tom Cruise just keeps dying and dying and dying...
All that expression says to me is "I am not an actor."
Just when you thought there weren't enough superheroes.
Godzilla is for real.
Apparently Seth Rogen is now a responsible adult.
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
In memory of exploding Paul Walker.
Cyberspace is For Real.
A slightly belated look at some good movies.
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.
This is all your fault.
We are tending to all your speed needs.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
You know how this one ends.
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
That Awkward Moment when there are no good films.
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
The Current Releases team and a whole host of friends pile on the year of 2013.
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Everybody loves sequels, right?
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
These games are making me hungry!
Yeah, this is just how I live now, you know?
He's back... again.
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.