GLINN GAY HOME MALL
GLINN GAY HOME MALL, submitted by me. On this site you will find a fabulous array of products for fags, including dolls, soaps, and pet supplies. To think that until now I was unaware that the homos couldn't buy pet supplies at the same stores!
Billy and Carlos are superior quality adult dolls, with special attention given to realism. Billy, for instance, is "cut" (circumcised) and Carlos is "uncut". Both are 13 inches / 32 cm tall, weighing 11.3oz / 320 gms. They are made from five precision molded body parts, so they can be moved into many positions. The Billy and Carlos Dolls come complete in high quality transparent presentation cases with photographic backdrops, 14.5 inches / 37 cm tall.
Those dolls are fifty bucks each. Interesting.
You can even purchase "theraputic copper spheres" on this site for when you want to hold some metal balls in your hands. COOL, MAN! TIME FOR ASS-SEX or whatever. Oh, and be sure to check out the terrible gay art.
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