This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about making mistakes. Often times we hear things on TV or in the news that we plain just don't get or we misconstrue as meaning something else entirely. The Something Awful Forum goons, led by the infamous Dr.Eldarion, have illustrated this phenomenon expertly in their thread, "Misheard Items from the News." Enjoy, you poor saps. And be careful; some of these puns are deadly. Deadly like something that will KILL YOU.
Alaska: Forest Fire
Altie: Heavy Trading
Aphex Mandelbrot: Eminem Plays to a Sold-Out Crowd
Aphex Mandelbrodt: Shanghai Wins 2010 World Expo Bid
Aphex Mandelbrot: Turkey Ok's Use of Bases
b33fyr33t: iRack Inspector
b33fyr33t: Suicide Bomber
blairerickson: Foreign Minister
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He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.