This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about making mistakes. Often times we hear things on TV or in the news that we plain just don't get or we misconstrue as meaning something else entirely. The Something Awful Forum goons, led by the infamous Dr.Eldarion, have illustrated this phenomenon expertly in their thread, "Misheard Items from the News." Enjoy, you poor saps. And be careful; some of these puns are deadly. Deadly like something that will KILL YOU.
Alaska: Forest Fire
Altie: Heavy Trading
Aphex Mandelbrot: Eminem Plays to a Sold-Out Crowd
Aphex Mandelbrodt: Shanghai Wins 2010 World Expo Bid
Aphex Mandelbrot: Turkey Ok's Use of Bases
b33fyr33t: iRack Inspector
b33fyr33t: Suicide Bomber
blairerickson: Foreign Minister
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.