Senior Living 3: Oldageddon Part I

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Female wanting muscle
• Prime World - You got MOBA in my ANNO
• NHL Playoff GDT 5/19 - Don't worry, a good game is on at 7:30
• Chaos is a Ladder: Let's Play CKII's A Game of Thrones Mod! (SSLP)
• NCAA 13 PS3 FTD Season 7: Superconference Edition
• Giant Flying Remote Controlled Shark $9.99
• MLB GDT 5/19 - No one cares about the NL West
• Game of Thrones Episode 308: "Second Sons"