In an effort to remain competitive in the increasingly fast, always-on viral news market, the Internet's de facto "Newsmaker-in-Chief," Michael Hale has partnered with Something Awful, LLC to produce Teen News 2014, a video geared toward today's intelligent, yet on-the-go youth. The initial presentation below will be evaluated for its engagement value and audience response, and if successful, new videos will be produced at the rate of 36 per week.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.