This article is part of the Peculiar Panels series.
I thought comics were supposed to be fantastical. This is just my morning wake up routine. Huh, they even got the pajamas right.
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"What th' -" is right! Who the heck let him in? He's way too short!
And here's my daily bedtime routine. How in the world are all these private details of my life getting leaked?
Look, there's a lever on this machine that can do that for you. Your other hand's resting right on it.
There might be pages one the inside of this comic, following the cover. They are not necessary.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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