At a Glance:Shuichi is your average son-of-a-nobleman with a flourishing career as a dullard high school junior. After his father dies he decides to follow literally retarded childhood friend Kumiko to another school and a life on his own. At his new school he is beaten nearly unconscious by Bobby Kennedy, an event that leaves an indelible mark on his development and leads to his brutally sadistic rape-based relationship with a student teacher suffering from Down 's syndrome. At least that's what I got out of the game; your results may vary depending on how forgiving you are of really bad artwork and disconcertingly greasy forced intercourse.

Language: The King's English...The SEXY King.

Sexual Content: Nothing much to be offended by other than a little non-stop retard rape.

Available From: J-List.


There you are Shoko! Love of my life! Tadpole headed retard with a heart of gold!

Game Plot: When I play a good game I like to live vicariously through the characters, learn about their world and maybe even learn a little about my own. The main piece of knowledge about the world of "Sensei 2" I walked away from the game with was that retarded people sweat gelatin. I'll get into that in a little more detail later in my review, but my vague recollections of English and essay classes were that I needed to get my main point out there in the opening paragraph. Not wanting to let down the ghosts of all of the English teachers I've ever had I have tried to conform to their strict guidelines of grammars and Englishes, and to me retards sweating goo is definitely the gist of "Sensei 2".

On its surface "Sensei 2" would seem to center on the mundane life of high school junior and complete loser Shuichi. The game opens with an awkwardly mournful sequence in which we are informed that Shuichi's father just died, yet any gravity is robbed from this event when we also discover seconds later that Shuichi hardly knew his wealthy and supposedly nobleman father or the rest of his family. Rather than languishing around a mansion that consists of one static screen of a sliding door Shuichi decides to move to the greener pastures of a family-owned house in another city consisting of two static rooms full of weird furniture and a front door. His main reasoning for doing this is to accompany his childhood friend Kumiko - who looks alternately like an elderly woman and a profoundly retarded woman - to a new school where he can finish his classes and move on to college. Kumiko is an art teacher there and not surprisingly Shuichi has some weird attraction for her.

Soon after the move we are introduced to Shuichi's new homeroom teacher, a belligerent ass named Isotani who looks almost exactly like Robert Kennedy. It's quite a culture shock to hear Bobby Kennedy saying, in Japanese no less, "I hate your kind!" Bobby Isotani railroads Shuichi into choosing a crappy college and offers him a heaping platter of verbal abuse which Shuichi gobbles up while complaining in his annoyingly sad sack internal monologue. After classes each day Shuichi likes to go to Kumiko's classroom and sketch her. These sequences depict a slightly creepy flirtation with her, one that gets sidelined when a new student teacher arrives at his school.

Some people see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not? Also, I hate your kind.Her name is Shoko and she has what I would describe generously as a head resembling the body of a tadpole. She also exhibits a number of the physiological problems indicative of severe mental handicap. Her face is very reminiscent of the heavy-lidded and widely set eyes of someone suffering from Trisomy 21 or Down 's syndrome, she lacks even basic motor control as evidenced by the number of times she falls down or runs into the Shuichi, and has a serious speech impediment that causes her to stutter. For some reason, possibly because he's a complete turd of a human being, Shoko finds this mysteriously attractive.

It isn't until Bobby Isotoner becomes jealous of Shuichi's apparent closeness to Kumiko that things begin to really heat up between our maligned protagonist and the walking chromosomal defect named Shoko. Bobby confronts Shuichi in the hallway and abruptly decides to beat the living shit out of him, which proves extremely easy since he's a Kennedy and Shuichi is about as tough as your average frail British boy in a Sid and Marty Krofft TV show. Once Isotoner sends a bruised and bloodied Shuichi off to Lidsville a change comes over our "hero". Since he's so good at getting his ass kicked Shuichi decides to give into his dark side. This dark side is sort of like the prism on the cover of that Pink Floyd album only instead of light going in and a rainbow coming out, Shuichi gets filled up with beatings and shoots out the entire spectrum of rape directly at Shoko.

The timorous Shoko hardly knows what to do with the incredible bounty of rape she is being provided with, which isn't much of a surprise her being a trainable and all. Shuichi enters into a romantic relationship with her, and I use the term "romantic" to mean the opposite of romantic only even worse. During the course of their tumultuous and almost completely non-interactive torrid love affair we are treated to all of the following except one.

I promise you a pony and all the candy you can eat Shoko, just let me get these clothes off of you. Shuichi forces Shoko to lick his hand and later his bruised face, supposedly as a means of utilizing the renowned regenerative powers of mongoloid tongues.

In the real world there's an expression that "one good thing leads to another". In the Hentai world having the mentally handicapped lick your face after Bobby Kennedy beats you up leads to molestation and brutal rape.

If you have as many retarded friends as I do then you know that they are easily pleased. I mean, give one of my buds a piece of paper with a circle drawn on it and before you know it they've got their hands down the front of their sweat pants and that thousand yard stare that means they've reached Nirvana. For Shoko being raped is like getting that special picture of the Galactic space war that looks suspiciously like a circle and she quickly falls in love with Shuichi.

Shuichi is insatiable and has a lot of love to redistribute violently thanks to the abuses of the Kennedy dynasty. One of his favorite methods is to have Shoko perform oral sex on him in the teacher's bathroom.

Shuichi and Shoko develop a loving relationship based on mutual respect and caring.

Shuichi dresses Shoko up as a student in a gym outfit with some elaborately concocted series of pulleys and genital clips, and then he makes her parade around the hallway. When they stop another student in the hall the kid does what comes naturally, which is to say he immediately yanks on the string coming out of the vagina of some girl he was just introduced to.

Shuichi ties Shoko to a hospital bed and sticks Q-tips, an electric toothbrush, and no less than five digital thermometers into her vagina. I was hoping the game would continue on into the totally absurd but it's so dour and humorless that I was robbed of a sequence in which Shoko's vagina unhinges like the jaw of a snake to accept a hot water heater and five orphans.

Shoko, blinded by love, obeys Shuichi's command to come visit him at his swanky two screen apartment. Once there she is (drum roll) raped multiple times and forced to bathe him. As an added bonus she shows her handicapable stripes and urinates copiously during intercourse so sassy I am hereby renaming it "funtercourse".

For those of you on pins and needles about which item on that list was false worry no more, it was the one where I used the word "respect". This should have been a dead give away in a Hentai review but I understand your trouble if some of you are not fond of reading words or understanding sentences.Have a nice trip! See you next FALL! Ha ha ha! I'll be here all week folks.After a lot of funtercourse has been had against the will of one party - as well as the will of our Lord Jesus Christ - Shoko and Shuichi part ways. Shuichi feels that the relationship just isn't fulfilling for him. This is probably a logical conclusion seeing as how he has a lot of rape rainbow to share, way more than just one incontinent mouth breathing tad pole head deserves. Despite this breakup the star-studded epilogue reunites our couple several years down the road. Shoko still hasn't forgotten the rape conditioning given to her by the always-nurturing Shuichi and consequently immediately obeys his commands proving, in essence, that love conquers all.

One vital aspect of "Sensei 2" that I have not mentioned yet is the fact that Shoko secretes unbelievable amounts of glistening slime from her pores. During every rape sequence her body, and particularly her groin, become absolutely coated with this mysterious fluid. This is not sweat folks, this isn't "love juice" or "bug juice", although it might be related to dermal respiration not unlike that seen in insects. This returns me to my opening theory that the retarded secrete a gelatin like substance during exertion as a means of super-oxygenating their blood. Are they amphibians? Some type of invertebrate similar to a snail perhaps? Or are they just like us only simpler and coated in this disgusting ooze? Only time, an ABC after-school special about coping with a disabled sibling, and possibly the Robot War of 2009 will tell.

Difficulty: "Sensei 2" could be played to completion by a wooden post not unlike the kind that tend to linger around watering troughs and end up with horses hitched to them. In fact I did ask a good wooden post friend of mine to have a sit down with the game and it managed to achieve an entirely different and more satisfactory ending based on its periodic tapping on the keyboard caused by the gravitational pull of the moon. In other words the game is incredibly easy thanks to the interaction boiling down to random menu choices that have little or nothing to do with a predictable outcome.

Defining Moment: I would peg the defining moment of this game as one that I have not yet mentioned. You see, after Shuichi's first incident of funtercourse with Shoko he decides to contact a shady underworld friend who sells him knockout pills. I was given the option to then use the knockout pills on the Shoko the next day. I declined to use the knockout pills and he raped her anyway, not once but twice. Apparently he got the knockout pills for her because he wasn't raping her awesomely enough or something, I'm not really sure. Any way you cut it a moment where the protagonist has turned a woman into his sex slave and still buys knockout pills to use on her is nothing if not defining.

Final Thoughts: This game has the worst art of any Hentai game I've ever played. It has the worst characters of any Hentai game I've ever played. Unfortunately, as horribly perverse as it is, "Sensei 2" does not even come close to being the most disgusting Hentai game I've ever played. And because I'm an eternal optimist I'm glad I could learn something from this game about the physiology of the retarded. I had no idea about that whole slime secretion thing, but if a Hentai game can serve as a form of edutainment then more power to it!

Graphics:- 10
Gameplay:- 10
Story:- 8
Sexual Deviance:- 8
Fun:- 9
Overall:- 45

Each category in the rating system is based out of a possible -10 score (-10 being the worst). The overall score is based out of a possible -50 score (-50 being the worst).

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