That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
6-year-old Hunter died and went to heaven. It just wasn't the heaven he was expecting.
Time to say goodbye to suburban and city clutter and move out to an unzoned property with just me, my dog, and a selection of adult magazines in special compartments.
The conservative town of Bomont is about to get slightly more conservative as the Nigerian terrorists invade.
Shutter Island? More like open workgroup! We have devised a new floor plan for the office based on 19th century insane asylums.
An early draft of the KMFDM song "Megalomaniacal" reveals a much more extensive list of interesting groups of people.
The 2014 Steam Holiday Sale is upon us! Find out which games you will buy this year and absolutely never play.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
We have an exclusive leak of twelve more Star Wars character cards from The Force Awakens!
Surrendering to police can be dangerous for black men. These tips might just save a life.
If you're looking for a Cyber Monday bargain, and you're a weirdo, you can't do better than these fantastic deals.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
America's voice of scientific reason goes on a twitter tirade over the scientific accuracy of the possessed doll film Annabelle.
We have curated a garden full of superior vegetables for you this rooftop growing season.
Sure, he made us forget he exists, but when you remember him you will realize he has done so much more.
Paying your respects isn't the only use for your F key at a military funeral. Impress your friends with these interactive tricks in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
Take a journey to the haunted end of the uncanny valley with these terrifying and just plain terrible youtube videos for children.
Naming a baby is hard, so take it easy and use one of these twenty popular baby names. We give you the whole story behind each one.
The dreams and aspirations of all mankind can unite to lift about two dozen rich people into the heavens.
Tomorrow's tech headlines you never want to see, before you have to see them.
If you're heading somewhere in a convoy, you can probably use these lesser known trucker songs.
It's the middle of the night and you need ten bullets removed. Who can you trust?
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
You thought you knew everything about hot-and-cold sex hunk Christian Grey? Think again. There are 50 things you didn't know. Shades, if you will. Sex shades.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.