Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
You thought you knew everything about hot-and-cold sex hunk Christian Grey? Think again. There are 50 things you didn't know. Shades, if you will. Sex shades.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Musician and actor Ice T's reading of a D&D book has finally arrived and it is as good as you thought it would be.
Steve and Zack look back on the best and worst of the first ten years of Heavy Metal Magazine covers.
You thought you could get away with it. Now you will pay the price for your disloyalty to Subway.
July 17th, 2014 was a huge day for all the news THEY don't want you to read. We are all hands on deck with our TRUTH from the breaking news out of East Ukraine, Israel, and Libya.
There is a simple reason they keep making games with featureless blocks as protagonists: featureless blocks are the majority of gamers.
Too much tax money getting wasted. It's real simple. We need ramps, ropes, slides, attack helicopters and a goddang bulldozer to get the Irish out.
Every year the dangers of fireworks to children are brought up by local news and Internet videos. But what about the dangers of heavy metal to children?
We have made this slideshow of celebrities without make up. Good luck to you.
The Worst Mommy Blogger shares the cruel story of her trip to a Cabela's with her son wearing a pink shirt. The heartless behavior of some people she imagined will threaten your faith in humanity.
Find out what Americans call a long sandwich, an athletic shoe that is cut high on the ankle or a game with a round ball kicked towards goals.
Legendary writer Ernest Hemingway dares to turn his simple prose to the forbidden romance between Frontier Zone sheriff Tails and hunky outlaw Master Chief
A rock and roll fashion photographer being creepy with models? Yes, it can happen. It has happened. The nightmare is real. I'm sorry.
Are you an old guy writing for one of America's most prestigious newspapers? Do you want to write a column about sexual assaults being exaggerated on college campuses? We're here to help.
When we invaded Iraq in 2003 we were making a solemn promise to the Iraqi people. Now more than ever, the region desperately needs America's leadership. And bombs.
When confronted with a string of dead Nitro Girls, veteran grapplers Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage join forces to solve the crime.
The senior software engineer for Loadini Pro shares his concerns about hiring a woman to develop the logistics software.
Outraged Twitter users manage to force an apology from infamous baseball star Ty Cobb over his recent statements and actions.
In 1962, President John F. Kennedy stood before a nation and dared us to dream of the surface of our televisions being curved.
The world has lost legendary poet and author Maya Angelou, but she lives on in our 3D printers.