The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
America's voice of scientific reason goes on a twitter tirade over the scientific accuracy of the possessed doll film Annabelle.
We have curated a garden full of superior vegetables for you this rooftop growing season.
Sure, he made us forget he exists, but when you remember him you will realize he has done so much more.
Paying your respects isn't the only use for your F key at a military funeral. Impress your friends with these interactive tricks in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
Take a journey to the haunted end of the uncanny valley with these terrifying and just plain terrible youtube videos for children.
Naming a baby is hard, so take it easy and use one of these twenty popular baby names. We give you the whole story behind each one.
The dreams and aspirations of all mankind can unite to lift about two dozen rich people into the heavens.
Tomorrow's tech headlines you never want to see, before you have to see them.
If you're heading somewhere in a convoy, you can probably use these lesser known trucker songs.
It's the middle of the night and you need ten bullets removed. Who can you trust?
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
You thought you knew everything about hot-and-cold sex hunk Christian Grey? Think again. There are 50 things you didn't know. Shades, if you will. Sex shades.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Musician and actor Ice T's reading of a D&D book has finally arrived and it is as good as you thought it would be.
Steve and Zack look back on the best and worst of the first ten years of Heavy Metal Magazine covers.
You thought you could get away with it. Now you will pay the price for your disloyalty to Subway.