July 17th, 2014 was a huge day for all the news THEY don't want you to read. We are all hands on deck with our TRUTH from the breaking news out of East Ukraine, Israel, and Libya.
There is a simple reason they keep making games with featureless blocks as protagonists: featureless blocks are the majority of gamers.
Too much tax money getting wasted. It's real simple. We need ramps, ropes, slides, attack helicopters and a goddang bulldozer to get the Irish out.
Every year the dangers of fireworks to children are brought up by local news and Internet videos. But what about the dangers of heavy metal to children?
We have made this slideshow of celebrities without make up. Good luck to you.
The Worst Mommy Blogger shares the cruel story of her trip to a Cabela's with her son wearing a pink shirt. The heartless behavior of some people she imagined will threaten your faith in humanity.
Find out what Americans call a long sandwich, an athletic shoe that is cut high on the ankle or a game with a round ball kicked towards goals.
Legendary writer Ernest Hemingway dares to turn his simple prose to the forbidden romance between Frontier Zone sheriff Tails and hunky outlaw Master Chief
A rock and roll fashion photographer being creepy with models? Yes, it can happen. It has happened. The nightmare is real. I'm sorry.
Are you an old guy writing for one of America's most prestigious newspapers? Do you want to write a column about sexual assaults being exaggerated on college campuses? We're here to help.
When we invaded Iraq in 2003 we were making a solemn promise to the Iraqi people. Now more than ever, the region desperately needs America's leadership. And bombs.
When confronted with a string of dead Nitro Girls, veteran grapplers Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage join forces to solve the crime.
The senior software engineer for Loadini Pro shares his concerns about hiring a woman to develop the logistics software.
Outraged Twitter users manage to force an apology from infamous baseball star Ty Cobb over his recent statements and actions.
In 1962, President John F. Kennedy stood before a nation and dared us to dream of the surface of our televisions being curved.
The world has lost legendary poet and author Maya Angelou, but she lives on in our 3D printers.
These GIFs and pictures of dogs from BuzzFeed will remind you why our young men and women fought and died on faraway battlefields.
Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be a Great Place to Start With Reasonable Rules Regarding Our Temple.
Put your sunglasses on the back of your head and join Dante Alighieri on his journey into the abyss.
Steve and Zack announce and discuss the winners of the Hard Ticket to Baghdad art contest.
A man existing on a steady diet of Cosmos and the "I Fucking Love Science" Facebook feed decides to enlighten us.
Cliven Bundy's recent comments about slavery have stirred the media hornet's nest, but let's not lose sight of the issue here: slavery is really good.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans. He is one step ahead of them at every turn.
Nietzsche will make you believe God is Dead after you see what these kids did for their sick classmate.
Girl, you know I just want to get you home, take off all your clothes and spend hours recreating obscure sex things for Wikipedia.
The date seems to be going great, but only because you have been ignoring these warning signs that your life may be endangered by found footage.