Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
This is about facts, Jim, and Sonic's arms aren't blue and the President's mpreg fic is canon.
The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Lenny talks about the difficult experience she had with her miserable piece of crap dog who never thanked her for anything.
In the face of crude, rude behavior, a gentleness rises from the West. It is Gentle Creature Mark and he is listening.
Boom! Celebrate girl power in the defense industry with the Wise Girl Statue!
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
A shocking memo from Steve Harvey to his cast and crew has been leaked to the public. You will not believe what he has to say about the giant bird he cares for.
The AHCA allows insurers to dramatically raise rates on people with pre-existing conditions. Do you have one?
I am an average middle-aged man who is totally done with all these beautiful women and just wants to settle down with the bee tour guide.
You saw Will Smith and an orc in a cop car and you were sure it was a dream. But it wasn't.
It is such an honor you are bestowing on me and one I richly deserve for my actual heroism.
Was there a movie called Shazam starring Sinbad? Did Sinbad move into my house and live in a nest?
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
Some people claim Trump's rise will bring back comedy or punk rock. Wrong! He's bringing back prog rock, baby!
I didn't order extra SJW agenda on this pizza. I didn't order this pizza either. They won't let me out and I have to review them.
You morons blew it and you're going to suffer. So you'd better learn your lesson and vote for me.
Liberals have once again used the media to attack Trump. We have the leaked script for Rogue One that exposes all of their vile lies.
Oh, man, I am cramping up right now. I can't use the wooden poop box. There has to be an elevator hidden in the back of the general store.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
The clowns are coming and these candidates aren't the heroes we want, or the ones we need, or even heroes, but they're what we have.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
James Cameron's plans for future Avatar movies include some information about dinosaur sex he saw on the Internet.
America's greatest ad pitch man sells the IBS pill guys from Viberzi on a diarrhea babe.
Will we continue to live in fear of the Mindfreaking or will we demand magicians break their Code?