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Girl, you know I just want to get you home, take off all your clothes and spend hours recreating obscure sex things for Wikipedia.
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Great southern author William Faulkner, also an avid cryptozoologist, relates his encounter with bigfoot.
Go on the adventure of a lifetime in your neighborhood dumpster.
American poet Charles Bukowski, known for his squalid poems about the working class, comes to terms with the age of tech.
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David Brooks, a man who has not watched basketball in years, gives you the hot picks to help fill out your own March Madness bracket.
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RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
H.P. Lovecraft is subjected to all six Star Wars movies and tries to put into words the horrors he witnessed.
Eazy-E enlists the help of an unusual ally to escape police and crash a presidential debate.
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Outworld emperor Shao Kahn experiences the most difficult and most rewarding kombat of all: fatherhood.
Clues from Courtney Love lead Cobain, Left Eye, and Eazy-E to the Salton Sea, where they encounter horror and danger that leads them closer to the truth.
Kurt Cobain battles ghouls, Eazy-E investigates a Chi-Chis, and Left Eye blows up a strip mall.
The father of cyberpunk, William Gibson, is plugged into the marketing for Colonial Williamsburg.
Kurt Cobain and friends must thwart a sinister presidential bid by Morton Downey Jr.
Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson gets down in the trenches and gives an episode recap of last night's Big Bang Theory.
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Celebrate Poe's belated birthday with a spine-supporting tale of the macabre, sponsored by Sleep Number Beds.
Only one thing can budge the intractable argument of gun control: more guns. Lots and lots more.
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E! Network used the Golden Globes to remind us all about our slowly decaying bodies. Luckily, they also offered a solution.
Frank Hebert believes that he who reviews the beer controls the universe. Luckily, he has a blog to do exactly that.
Dr. Dolittle quickly tired of speaking to animals. It was always such a big downer.
We look back on a miserable year of Slate writer and twitter sensation Matt Yglesias.
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