The ISIS head of propaganda holds a brainstorming session with his top men to come up with new viral videos.
We did not begin this war, but America must not quit it until it has been won. Our rights must be protected and the sacrifice of all those brave men and women must be honored.
Making films may be a visual medium, we may live in an era of everyone having a video camera, but you're going to read a description of an advertisement.
Dwight Eisenhower prepared for every contingency with his D-Day Speeches.
Choose which screen beast you want to triumph in the primary and face Hillary in the lair of the white worm.
This Halloween, the most terrifying house for policemen is opening its doors. If you're a cop, get ready to have nightmares!
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The real HELL IN THE CELL is inside Hulk Hogan's hateful jabroni heart.
NASA scientists have new data to analyze from the New Horizons probe that may finally help them to understand the word "exciting."
Unforgettable quotes from the time a cursed supermax prison played host to a weird bunch of troubled kids on this infamous episode of "Beyond Scared Straight."
Pope Francis, the best Pope, has a number of upcoming encyclicals to change the way Catholics view the world.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Harry Potter and friends are returning in a new trilogy of films. Get your wizard hats ready and find out who will be back and which fan favorites may be introduced to the screen.
Terrible attendance and negative press have SeaWorld going on the offensive with an advertisement about their whales.
First Tim Hunt comes in here wearing no lab coat and just a sweater vest and button down, then he expects us to concentrate on labeling specimens. As if!
We are begging you: keep watching! Whether or not you watch Game of Thrones means everything to us.
The controversial new massacre video game Hatred is finally available. Find out what drove the nameless protagonist over the edge.
What is the world searching for when it wants porn? The stats will blow your mind.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
If there is one quality all men in art share, it's male privilege. And they can't even believe how much of it they have.
The band Tool goes to traffic court to argue, using diagrams, photographic evidence, and alt metal expanded consciousness, that they could not see a No Parking sign and therefore should not have to pay a parking ticket.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
You may have thought that a long dead author who was basically terrified of black people would be bad at the dozens. And you'd be right.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
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The Internet is obsessed with the new trailer for Brazilian Star Wars part 2. We break down the action for insight into the upcoming film.
Legendary author Cormac McCarthy takes time out of his schedule of describing run down Americana to answer parenting questions.
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The release of Pillars of Eternity has helped restore our faith in Kickstarter backed games. The Kickstarter backers pitched in to make a great game with these amazing characters.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Guess you should have respected your parents, because you're dead and in hell now and Jimmy Fallon has some games for you to play to pass the time forever.
Federal law requires Nine Inch Nails to include all common side effects while promoting the benefits of their so-called "Perfect Drug."
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.