Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Guess you should have respected your parents, because you're dead and in hell now and Jimmy Fallon has some games for you to play to pass the time forever.
Federal law requires Nine Inch Nails to include all common side effects while promoting the benefits of their so-called "Perfect Drug."
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
Women on the Oscars Red Carpet this year finally get some decent questions thanks to the #AskHerMore campaign.
New Rule: no more injecting your religion into this debate. The vaccine science is in and I have read several articles about it on Natural News.
Heed the warnings of Axl Rose and do not visit an actual jungle. And if you do, be prepared to poop yourself to death.
In this touching and deeply spiritual prose poem, the Lord finally answers my questions about all those footprints on the beach.
NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams apologizes for getting confused about some details about an incident that happened a long time ago on the planet Krull.
Will you die fighting for what you believe or will you be stepping out of the shower when your pet kills you? From samurai duels to Craigslist deals gone bad, we rank all the ways to die.
That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
6-year-old Hunter died and went to heaven. It just wasn't the heaven he was expecting.
Time to say goodbye to suburban and city clutter and move out to an unzoned property with just me, my dog, and a selection of adult magazines in special compartments.
The conservative town of Bomont is about to get slightly more conservative as the Nigerian terrorists invade.
Shutter Island? More like open workgroup! We have devised a new floor plan for the office based on 19th century insane asylums.
An early draft of the KMFDM song "Megalomaniacal" reveals a much more extensive list of interesting groups of people.
The 2014 Steam Holiday Sale is upon us! Find out which games you will buy this year and absolutely never play.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
We have an exclusive leak of twelve more Star Wars character cards from The Force Awakens!
Surrendering to police can be dangerous for black men. These tips might just save a life.
If you're looking for a Cyber Monday bargain, and you're a weirdo, you can't do better than these fantastic deals.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
America's voice of scientific reason goes on a twitter tirade over the scientific accuracy of the possessed doll film Annabelle.
We have curated a garden full of superior vegetables for you this rooftop growing season.
Sure, he made us forget he exists, but when you remember him you will realize he has done so much more.
Paying your respects isn't the only use for your F key at a military funeral. Impress your friends with these interactive tricks in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
Take a journey to the haunted end of the uncanny valley with these terrifying and just plain terrible youtube videos for children.
Naming a baby is hard, so take it easy and use one of these twenty popular baby names. We give you the whole story behind each one.
The dreams and aspirations of all mankind can unite to lift about two dozen rich people into the heavens.