The Numchucks Sites, submitted by Toby. There is being many books in the computer library of the Interweb that are existing in this cosmic space of informations and datas only to tear down things. I mean this web site is being good but also which is web site which I am talking about. This guy is really good and will make black belts out of brown belts in only the single week. Like I am saying this I guy is saying "110% to become a ninja master!". I think I love him like a lost brother of long ago.

I can make you a Black Belt with a pair of numchucks in just 2 short months. You must practice everyday! No exceptions, No excuses! I must personally train you for at least 1 hour daily for 60 days in a row. Only ambitious and determined students will be accepted. It does not matter what shape you're in or how old you are. Full competency will be guaranteed. Classes will be taught in the Philadelphia , Pa. metro area. All lessons are by appointment only!

This is "The Numchuck Guy!" and I am thinking the numchucks is like a state of the consciousness out of the body or the zen. It is a plane of higher learning and only the Numchucks Guy and 110% can make you arrive towards this destination.

A++++ Good site!!! I would being read from again!!!

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